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do-be-do do-be-do-do-do happy day so happy and joyful heaven and 30 rock stephen: tonight, fox news takes it to the next level. now they re fair, balanced and blazing buffalo. then, has partisanship gone too far? or should both sides come together to hate a third side? (laughter) and my guest, documentary filmmaker vikram gandhi got people to believe he was a prophet. big deal: i do that every night. (laughter) it s national vanilla ice cream day and if romney is elected it will go on for four more years. (laughter) this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (cheers and applause) (audience chanting stephen ) stephen: i like it! (cheers and applause) stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please have a seat. folks, i have to tell you, after a greeting like that i just wish it was legal to grind you up and snort you. (laughter) before we begin right off the top ....
(laughter) this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (cheers and applause) (audience chanting stephen ) stephen: i like it! (cheers and applause) stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please have a seat. folks, i have to tell you, after a greeting like that i just wish it was legal to grind you up and snort you. (laughter) before we begin right off the top i want to thank my guest vikram gandhi for being here tonight. he s starring in the new documentary kumare: the true story of a flase prophet. he s already one of my favorite guests because he showed up. (laughter) unlike mike tyson who was supposed to be here to talk about his one-man broadway show but canceled this morning because and i want to make sure i get this right he is a huge pussy. (laughter) (cheers and applause) that s right. i challenge mike tyson to an interview and he forfeited because h ....
stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please have a seat. folks, i have to tell you, after a greeting like that i just wish it was legal to grind you up and snort you. (laughter) before we begin right off the top i want to thank my guest vikram gandhi for being here tonight. he s starring in the new documentary kumare: the true story of a flase prophet. he s already one of my favorite guests because he showed up. (laughter) unlike mike tyson who was supposed to be here to talk about his one-man broadway show but canceled this morning because and i want to make sure i get this right he is a huge pussy. (laughter) (cheers and applause) that s right. i challenge mike tyson to an interview and he forfeited because he s too scared to face me i get it. i ve only got one good ear, and that takes away your best move. (laughter) so nation, i believe this knockout ka-pang by know show now makes me officially the reverend sir dr. steven p. m ....