Seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause thats fantastic in that case, lets get to the news following President Trumps inauguration, the white house website no longer has an option for translation into spanish so, sorry, mexican immigrants, but if you want to live here, youll just have to learn to speak russian. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause President Trump today met with the leaders of fiat, chrysler, ford, and General Motors and he asked them one question how many people do you think were at my inauguration . [ laughter ] President Trump said today that he is, to a large extent, an environmentalist well he certainly made sure that the grass in the National Mall wasnt trampled. [ laughter and applause stay back stay back. According to sources, Hillary Clinton is seriously considering running for mayor of new york city. And just to be a dick, so is trump. [ laughter ] [ audi
Jimmy hi welcome. Thank you very much. Looking good looking good out there hello, everyone, my name is jimmy fallon but you may also call me, king jimmy of house fallon, lord of late night and protector of the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here give it up for the roots, everybody, right there [ cheers and applause wow. You guys feeling good . It was almost 90 degrees in new york today it was so hot, people asked game of thrones if they had any more Water Bottles from last night [ laughter ] everybodys talking about this one moment from the games of thrones finale. Just a few weeks after they accidentally left a starbucks cup in the scene, fans spotted a water bottle this is real this is real heres the scene, right there. Can we zoom in see it yeah [ laughter and applause first, the coffee cup, now water. At this point, the iron throne should just have cup holders [ laughter ] you just put them right there, you dont have to worry about it i guess we were just o
France. The cathedral at notre dame, you probably saw this, went up in flames today. Notre dame has been around since the 13th century. Today the famous spire collapsed. Fortunately no fatalities were reported, but the damage wassy is veefrmt leader. Leaders around the world offered support for the people of france. Ours even offered practical advice. So horrible to watch the fire at the notre dame cathedral. Perhaps flying water tankers could be used. Must act quickly. Im glad someone was acting quickly enough to tell them to act quickly. Four minutes before offering his Fire Fighting advice, trump was talking up a phone call he had made to tiger woods. He wrote spoke to tiger woods to congratulate him on the great victory he had in yesterdays masters and to inform him because of his incredible success and comeback in sports, golf, and more importantly life, i will be presenting him with the president ial medal of freedom which well, tiger woods one bogey away from not getting the pre
Weekend of good news for the president of the United States. The Mueller Report has been delivered. After all the accusations of it being a witch hunt, Robert Mueller and his 13 angry democrats did not come to a conclusion of collusion, according to trumps newly appointed attorney general. No one has actually seen the Mueller Report. Even trumps team hasnt seen it all yet. But going from the summary the attorney general released this weekend, there will be no new charges, and now the process of tearing our country even further apart can finally begin. The president , of course, was very excited. He took his celebration to twitter. He wrote no collusion, no obstruction. Complete and total exoneration. Keep america great. Thats right. Learn to spell exoneration and total exoneration, except from this from Robert Mueller who wrote while this report does not conclude that the president committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him. I bet trump didnt even make it to the end of that sent
It turned out to be a rare weekend of good news for the president of the United States. The Mueller Report has been delivered after all the accusations of it being a witch hunt, Robert Mueller and his 13 angry democrats did not come to a conclusion of collusion, according to trumps newly appointed attorney general. No one has actually seen the Mueller Report. Even trumps team hasnt seen it all yet. But going from the summary the attorney general released this weekend, there will be no new charges, and now the process of tearing our country even further apart can finally begin. The president , of course, was very excited. He took his celebration to twitter. He wrote no collusion, no obstruction. Complete and total exoneration. Keep america great. Thats right. Learn to spell exoneration and total exoneration, except from this from Robert Mueller who wrote while this report does not conclude that the president committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him. I bet trump didnt even make