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Floor. he was cleaned up quickly and shopping resumed at the mall. obviously it is horrible this man died. let s look at the bigger picture here. nobody should be expected to go shopping at a mall for five hours. i have been this man. i m sorry. this is why adam should never have listened to e. this came along with it that you have to accompany us. you are in the dog house enough. michelle obama says barak, you have to go shoe shopping with me to get out of your earlier thing. they keep this up and they will have to have a buy one get one free. everybody has felt this way, keith. i have been at malls where i just go like, i could just walk out into the traffic and it would be the freest, greatest feeling of my life. i would be so happy just to watch as i am shopping go i don t want it anymore, and just get sun over by a semi. can i take you shopping right now for six hours? i think malls should have traffic lanes like the ....
She is the news director and chief journalist for the tea party news network, exciting. all right. his cats gave him the night off, andy levy, angrier as always. there he is. if hilarity was a fish market he would be full of crabs. keith alerstad. and fresh from open mic night in morris town, new jersey writer and comedian paul mccu ri o. paul will be at the funny bone, how ironic, thursday through saturday and the improve in tampa on december 19th to the 22nd. please bring your whole extended family because i can tell you there will be more than enough room to accommodate them in his empty hall. a block. the lede. that s the first store. story. greg, all i want to do is a zoom, zoom, a zoom, zoom and a boom, shake your rump jie. is he cool? president obama got handsy ....
i hid it in the trunk. is there a question? the question is here is what i think. if i care about what katy perry thinks about politics i will shoot myself. secondly, she is backing a guy in obama who said, quote, we are all one united states. we are not going to let politics divide us, and yet she can t reach across dinner table to let her parents who are republican come. this is the least she could do for her parents who sat through three thanksgivings with russell brand. and now john mayer. who paid for her singing lessons? the parents she now hates and that she treats so poorly, keith. is this the worse thing when people pick teams and let their teams govern everything they do? it is not even government. she is a steelers fan, but her parents are oilers fans ....
Person who stole the pictures and put them up. that s my question to keith. at this point, every woman over 30 will have a nude photo and an ex-boyfriend who is going to leak it. why don t we have a sex forgiveness clause or you know how we have prison reform where we get people out of jail who shouldn t be in there, shouldn t there be the same thing with sex and selfies? you hire somebody under 30 years old, you should expect this might be an issue later on. this happened in cinncinati. it is known for three things, the reds bull pen, skyline chili and revenge porn. all three of which will come back to haunt you. you actually have teachers now you would want to see ....
Wouldn t you rather be obscure than come out as an arian jew hating well she is not arian. she had her reality show. it is like a drug. you have to go back for more. you do whatever it takes. look, i know she is out of she is more out of fashion her career is more out of fashion than naziism. and she is giving anti-semitism a bad name. i don t know what that means so we will move on. call her up and say don t help me. you are hurting me. that s funny. keith, she refers to herself as hitila. that sounds dirty. it is a combination of tila and hitler. that may be creative, i guess. i don t know. how do you feel about her? the song lyrics we saw, horrific. i would like to point out, now they call me a nazi. no i m just good at yahtzee. ....