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aw! greg: you know it s illegal to write poodles dressed up as a cowgirl? ha-ha. greg: just checking. we re breaking new ground. it s time for scratch-n-sniff monologue. this has never been done and probably for good reason, but it s true. at any moment, you, dear viewer, will be asked to scratch the tv screen when an image appears, and then you have to guess what that image smells like. i know! there s something wrong with me. there s something wrong with me, but isn t this fun? it s a special treat for all of you at home and for our fans watching for free at best buy. so let s go to the 1st one. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. all right. huh? huh? oh yeah, there you go. the scratch-n-sniff. get up there. get up to your screen. smell it. smell it. smell your fingers. get up there. all right, what s that smell like? what s that smell like? now if you guessed parmesan cheese, you win. but we will accept crisco, because we know he does. hunter claims his dad viewe ....
You did it. greg: all right, kat, let s get mature analysis going. katherine seaton? greg: can you tie this to the monetary fund? sometimes i have trouble because i m up all night reading about the monetary fund, and i don t get enough sleep. no, i could be a scientist i realize. greg: why? because i didn t want to be, because i didn t really like to do science. greg: right. they don t do science. they just say stuff. i got a lot of experience doing that. greg: you do. you do. the priorities, the priorities now are words over treatment. i could go in there and help them name the pox. i can go up there and just say stuff about stuff. i already have been doing that for years. greg: uh-huh. how can i not be the next fauci? greg: i don t know, have you come up with any like so it s sex you get in outdoor festivals. bummer pox because it s a bummer and butt. got it? ....
Now what they re going to do now, they re going to say they didn t fill out their horse release paperwork on the day. they didn t sign buttercup out appropriately and just have her back in the stall by the time they got back and that is egregious. greg: yes. animal cruelty. greg: uh-huh. and just so happens that that horse was black so we also have a hate crime, yes, they do. but identified as a sheep and was put in the wrong stall. so there was a whole lot of issues there, and apparently also i m sad to report they used the wrong pronoun with the horse. so they are all suspended without pay for four hours. greg: ha-ha! [applause] greg: kat, you blog about the border constantly. it s amazing. the in-depth analysis that you pout this topic. yes, that s cath you pout this topic. yes, that s katherine seaton. greg: bret baier? ....