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Humans say that dogs have a short-term memory of about two minutes. That may be true. Like that stuffed hedgehog you casually tossed to me while you were sipping your morning coffee? Yeah, I have no idea where I left it. Kinda like you and your reading glasses; am I right?
I was just about to toss my Fresh Market grocery bag full of almond milk cartons, tuna cans and yogurt cups into my building s recycling bin when I noticed someone had tossed an entire Hefty Cinch Sak full of garbage in there. Come on, people, I thought. It s Earth Week!