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One day I was at the shop, idly watching a toddler throw an ice cream cone into our collar display when it hit me: I was a kind man. For example, I didn't scream like a male howler monkey and throw my feces at the toddler's mother. And it would do.
One day I was at the shop, idly watching a toddler throw an ice cream cone into our collar display when it hit me: I was a kind man. For example, I didn't scream like a male howler monkey and throw my feces at the toddler's mother. And it would do.
The nurses said I woke up from the anesthesia of my first colonoscopy singing loudly. I asked them what song I was singing and they just shrugged their shoulders and laughed- looking amongst themselves like thieves. No one wanted to tell. Then, as I.
One day I was at the shop, idly watching a toddler throw an ice cream cone into our collar display when it hit me: I was a kind man. For example, I didn't scream like a male howler monkey and throw my feces at the toddler's mother. And it would do.