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[ laughter ] pretty sure their president is a cow. [ laughter ] the main export is farts. [ laughter ] farts [laughter] that they export in crates which is i think the worst wait to export farts, i would think. You would want something more, more airtight. A crate you pack the farts, you do your job by the time it gets to where its going its [laughter] just a box of air. [ laughter ] so how bad are we doing . Its ranking has dropped in all three subjects now placing 26th in math, 21st in science and 17th in reading. [laughter] jon oh, my god were in twentyfirth place. [ laughter ] why would you leave that there . [cheers and applause] a, they sold the title of my self published colin firth cloning fan pictures. [laughter] and b, that is the best unintentionally illustration of our countrys he had casual plight. But those statistics only portend our dystopic future. Anything on the dystopic present . So far if you can believe it only 55 bills signed into law this year. That makes this t ....
Uh, whats your favorite part about working with me . Oh, god. Hmm. Haha. Good at bizness. Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. [cheers and applause] our guest tonight amy adams from the movie American Hustle but what be this devils stick . [laughter] what sort of witchcraft . [laughter] question for the audience tonight. What do you do with that thing . That thing in your hand there . What do you do with that . We begin tonight with american exceptionalism there are many reasons that this nation is great starius stripeiest flag, the most loco tacos and the best oprah on earth. Seriously. [cheers and applause] canadas oprah, she aint bleep . [ laughter ] canadas oprah doesnt even have a show. Shes just some lady who lives in canada and is named oprah and looks identical to o ....
[laughter] question for the audience tonight. What do you do with that thing . That thing in your hand there . What do you do with that . We begin tonight with american exceptionalism there are many reasons that this nation is great starius stripeiest flag, the most loco tacos and the best oprah on earth. Seriously. [cheers and applause] canadas oprah, she aint bleep . [ laughter ] canadas oprah doesnt even have a show. Shes just some lady who lives in canada and is named oprah and looks identical to our oprah. What a surprise. [ laughter ] recently americas greatness has come into question. U. S. High School Students getting a bad grade from a new report that measures proficiency in reading math and science among 65 countries. The u. S. Was 36th behind the slovak republic. Jon oh i always feel bad for whatever country is just above america on these lists. [laughter] because invariably that country is used as a standard for just ....
[laughter] what sort of witchcraft . [laughter] question for the audience tonight. What do you do with that thing . That thing in your hand there . What do you do with that . We begin tonight with american exceptionalism there are many reasons that this nation is great starius stripeiest flag, the most loco tacos and the best oprah on earth. Seriously. [cheers and applause] canadas oprah, she aint bleep . [ laughter ] canadas oprah doesnt even have a show. Shes just some lady who lives in canada and is named oprah and looks identical to our oprah. What a surprise. [ laughter ] recently americas greatness has come into question. U. S. High School Students getting a bad grade from a new report that measures proficiency in reading math and science among 65 countries. The u. S. Was 36th behind the slovak republic. Jon oh i always feel bad for whatever country is just above america on these lists. [laughter] because invariably that co ....
Report that measures proficiency in reading math and science among 65 countries. The u. S. Was 36th behind the slovak republic. Jon oh i always feel bad for whatever country is just above america on these lists. [laughter] because invariably that country is used as a standard for just how far we have fallen as a people. 36, beneath the slovak republic. I mean, those bleep people eat their own vomit. [ laughter ] pretty sure their president is a cow. [ laughter ] the main export is farts. [ laughter ] farts [laughter] that they export in crates which is i think the worst wait to export farts, i would think. You would want something more, more airtight. A crate you pack the farts, you do your job by the time it gets to where its going its [laughter] just a box of air. [ laughter ] so how bad are we doing . Its ranking has dropped in all three subjects now placing 26th in math, 21st in science and 17th in reading. [laughter] jon oh, my god were in twentyfirth place. [ laughter ] why would ....