Jon welcome to the daily show. Im jon stewart. My guest is on the Zach Galifianakis will be joining us. The excited news can look who is here. She made it to the show. [cheers and applause] jon a gentleman in the audience with his wife of 25 years. Only one ticket was left. Here is my impression of him at the time. I dont know her theyre boeing here together. We saved their relationship. Well, im just happy. But first its time for a daily showy bowl a update. Brought to you by arbys. Arbys. A lot of things cause diarrhea. [laughing] jon really no reason for that. All they do is send us platters of food. They are the loveliest people in the world. Lets begin in dallas where a nurse has contacted ebola from a west african patient. This morning this quaint dallas neighborhood is on high alert. Jon wait, wait. Cleaning guys . Decontaminating ebola and you have cleaning guys. Were bros with a hose not available . I shouldnt worry. They look like a thoroughly professional opportunity. Oh, lo
Here is my impression of him at the time. I dont know her theyre boeing here together. We saved their relationship. Well, im just happy. But first its time for a daily showy bowl a update. Brought to you by arbys. Arbys. A lot of things cause diarrhea. [laughing] jon really no reason for that. All they do is send us platters of food. They are the loveliest people in the world. Lets begin in dallas where a nurse has contacted ebola from a west african patient. This morning this quaint dallas neighborhood is on high alert. Jon wait, wait. Cleaning guys . Decontaminating ebola and you have cleaning guys. Were bros with a hose not available . I shouldnt worry. They look like a thoroughly professional opportunity. Oh, look a hair pin turn, trying to slow down there goes the ebola all over [laughing] jon as of now the nurse that contacted the rare disease after close contact with the only west african carrier no our country is stable and doing well. Thats from her. Or to put that another way
Jon a gentleman in the audience with his wife of 25 years. Only one ticket was left. Here is my impression of him at the time. I dont know her theyre boeing here together. We saved their relationship. Well, im just happy. But first its time for a daily showy bowl a update. Brought to you by arbys. Arbys. A lot of things cause diarrhea. [laughing] jon really no reason for that. All they do is send us platters of food. They are the loveliest people in the world. Lets begin in dallas where a nurse has contacted ebola from a west african patient. This morning this quaint dallas neighborhood is on high alert. Jon wait, wait. Cleaning guys . Decontaminating ebola and you have cleaning guys. Were bros with a hose not available . I shouldnt worry. They look like a thoroughly professional opportunity. Oh, look a hair pin turn, trying to slow down there goes the ebola all over [laughing] jon as of now the nurse that contacted the rare disease after close contact with the only west african carrie
She made it to the show. [cheers and applause] jon a gentleman in the audience with his wife of 25 years. Only one ticket was left. Here is my impression of him at the time. I dont know her theyre boeing here together. We saved their relationship. Well, im just happy. But first its time for a daily showy bowl a update. Brought to you by arbys. Arbys. A lot of things cause diarrhea. [laughing] jon really no reason for that. All they do is send us platters of food. They are the loveliest people in the world. Lets begin in dallas where a nurse has contacted ebola from a west african patient. This morning this quaint dallas neighborhood is on high alert. Jon wait, wait. Cleaning guys . Decontaminating ebola and you have cleaning guys. Were bros with a hose not available . I shouldnt worry. They look like a thoroughly professional opportunity. Oh, look a hair pin turn, trying to slow down there goes the ebola all over [laughing] jon as of now the nurse that contacted the rare disease after
I dont know her theyre boeing here together. We saved their relationship. Well, im just happy. But first its time for a daily showy bowl a update. Brought to you by arbys. Arbys. A lot of things cause diarrhea. [laughing] jon really no reason for that. All they do is send us platters of food. They are the loveliest people in the world. Lets begin in dallas where a nurse has contacted ebola from a west african patient. This morning this quaint dallas neighborhood is on high alert. Jon wait, wait. Cleaning guys . Decontaminating ebola and you have cleaning guys. Were bros with a hose not available . I shouldnt worry. They look like a thoroughly professional opportunity. Oh, look a hair pin turn, trying to slow down there goes the ebola all over [laughing] jon as of now the nurse that contacted the rare disease after close contact with the only west african carrier no our country is stable and doing well. Thats from her. Or to put that another way. Another case of ebola in america. A new