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Mar 3, 2021
As many of you know, my brain is often spinning. There’s always something coming out of it, often something that gets me in trouble. The other day, I came up with what I thought would be a great headline for The Babylon Bee. If you don’t know what Babylon Bee is, it’s basically the Christian Conservative version of The Onion, a satirical newspaper.
The guys at Babylon Bee have been producing content that is both biting and funny for years, but the last couple of months they have just been on fire. It’s the type of thing that makes you want to play in their sandbox. So, when a thought hit my head, I thought I needed to figure out how to submit a headline idea to them. ....

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