And were trying to do the same thing with cars. Cars have so much junk on them now to save a tiny little fraction of gasoline. It can be a little bit heavier. siren when somebody hits me, i want to be in as close to an army tank as possible. alarm the best is yet to come. Thank you very much, president trump. Thank you. cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Dems the break week 2020 candidates gone but not forgotten, except the ones weve forgotten. Tonight, hispandering. Plus, stephen welcomes senator Elizabeth Warren and the brady bunch. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hello welcome cheers and applause thank you folks, welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Big weekend cheers and applause big doings. First of all, i want to say to everybody here who works at the show and everybody out there watchi
Is how it aims at straight at their respective establishment. Democrats are now losing their minds because this is not how 2020 was supposed to go. Thanks joe. Silverback biden was meant to parachute into the race with goodwill and the Obama Coalition to save the party and rescue the presidency. But, he is slow and weird and only growing stranger and more stagnant by the day. Thanks nevada. Its rhode island, New Hampshire. All right he has been cast aside by the serious passions with scores to settle in institutions to level. Joe is now and also land and bernie is a threat so grave leftists are left to toss around hitler metaphors to try to stop him. That pellets out of remaining candidates will have one more time to look as much damage as possible and tomorrow nights debate to stop senators momentum before South Carolina which was oddly the starting point of the last civil war. Bernie is not helping himself by saying dumb stuff like this. We are very opposed to the authoritarian natur
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