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[cheers and applause] greg thats all me thats my fault. My fault. All right, all right, all right. Happy wednesday, everybody. Tomorrow, both President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump head to the texas border to duke it out on americas current migrant crisis. The sad part is only one of them will know where he is. [laughter] the other will think hes on a beach in delaware during cinco de mayo. For bidens part, this is only the second time hes been to the border during his presidency. The other time it was to pick up a package for hunter marked baby powder. [laughter] of course trump has been to the border numerous times, and its obvious why hes been talking about it for years. It just took forever for everyone else to catch up. The truth is that trump, that terrible knuckledragging vulgarian who they love to hate, shows he knows the pulse of america b ....
her only threesome is with smoky and the bandit. i checked it with her. he knows what good tv is but decided to do our show any way. rob law. people love his shows because they can catch up on lost sleep. comedian joe davito. finally, he buys two seats when he flies. one for him and one for his belt. my massive side kick. yes. all right. before we get to these news stories, it s friday. let s do this. greg s leftovers. mmm. tasty, hot water. ahh. it s leftovers. i read the jokes we didn t use this week. it s my first time reading them. if they suck, i get to kill anyone i want. a group of nude cyclists exposed themselves to children at the seattle pride parade. coincide coincidentally, it s the first time those cyclists were exposed to exercise. when asked if cycling in the buff would be painful, lance armstrong replied, my ball would be killing me. all right. after the president was seen with strap marks on his face, the white house confirmed that he wears a c-pap ....
her only threesome was with smokey and the bandit. he ll co-host ofs guests bottome on fox business, dagen mcdowell. some i i in with her. w he knows what good tv is buthais decided to do our show anyway. tv writer and producer rob lowe. people love his shows because they can catch up on lost sleep . comedian joe devito right there. and finally,e he buys two seats when he flies. one for hid onm and one for his belt. my massive sidekick in the helicopter, terry, at all. right, before we get to these news stories friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm. tasty hot water. oh. oh, it s leftovers where i readw the jokes. we did news this week. and as always, it eet times my t time reading them. so if they , i get to kill anyone. i want. a group of cyclists expose themselves to children. de the seattle pride parade. coincidentally, it s the first time those cyclists were exposed to exercise. re and when asked if cycling the buff would be painful, lance armstron ....
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If joe put on a hat backwardsan and got a little tin belt and painted hi s face a little tanner, let me see what you know. scotch. tannerd wa and it was your one. tavis and this joke i got, i got to rob a bank. yo and i got nine babies and don t pay for me. thw what?o some of you are laughing. shame on you. but. t but you would be like, wow, man, that s really that s not talent. he s blackfacetalent. yeah, ev and everyone s uncomfortable with that. everyone here like to enjoy a good evening in blackface. anyone seeg,bl nowac. good. right? so why would you enjoy s womaney face? yes. where they pretend to be the dummie pretes going to plan. women don t know what s going on in. yeah. who do you think s making us nachos while watching the game? i m not perfect i m not. that s the truth. okay. can wewnachos w we re w be for ? he s a dude pretending to be girl. but he has spent no time with women, so he s acting like anything he s ever seen on tv or pornhub. womeand in pretendin ....