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oh, yeah. beautiful every one of you with that precious snowflake. happy tuesday, everyone. so we re less than two weeks into the new year and not much has changed for 2023. i m still under 7% body fat. done. kill me. still writes at a fourth grade level. and the biggest threat on earth, big monster man. take this recent piece from axios which points to the former president as, quote, the risk that trumps all others. quote a second trump term would be far more radical than the first committed to stretching legal and governance boundaries and to pursuing retribution for the prosecutions he s been fighting since losing. trump s protectionist and isolationist tendencies would also nato while creating an opening for china as a global threat. he is unrivaled. so how is that a problem? i, for one, would like a second term that s more radical than the first. maybe we ll get that wall we were promised and i will get a cabinet position as secretary of abs. 7% body fat, maybe ....
World. remember? i m more freaked out when you said i ve got binders full of women. yeah, i got binders full of them. as if he was actually three hole punching women. yes. and putting them in binders because they have to do that. they have to make it sound apocalyptic because trump did a better job. we ve seen what harvey biden s present. there s wars everywhere. the guys falling on his face. he s pathetic. so it s sad that they have to do this. but i don t know. i m just getting scared that she is having a media presence because i don t know. i don t see joe making it to november and michelle obama, gavin newsom makes me very, very nervous. i m three hall punching women my past. i m so i just imagine being afraid of mitt romney. don t be afraid to be in the elevator with him because, you know, he s going to talk to you. he s not going to respect the elevator quietness. you know, in the elevator, like he ll give you a charlie. i love how they have all these ....
Between our president and vladimir putin, or vlad. how is that for a transition? caitlyn jenner is like, nice. speaking of, she s doing the show next week. she confirmed. which is great, because ivan seen her since we took that dance class. [applause] putin remained as cool, joe was as defensive as when my wife finds me googly and head gear. joe making it through the whole trip without breaking his hip on a staircase is something we can be proud of. this is the same routine that impresses no one but a fan a fan girly media. it s fun for them, they get to ....
Container in the basement, that s where we keep walt disney s head. how could you be so clueless to give a world leader a list of our vulnerabilities? putin is the president of russia, not your shrink. now i got it, the list is generic and obvious. so is applebee s menu, but i m still gonna try few things. there is this mention of dams. who knew you could hack a. but now we all do. thanks, joe. and who thought of making this list in the first place? can you imagine the brainstorming meeting. hey, the boss asked us to come up with demands for putin. i have an idea, they ve been launching cyber attacks, let s give them a list on what not to cyber attack. that should solve the problem. and here we thought hires for the sake of diversity was worthless. and what did he expect as putin s response? ....