captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) larry: thank you very much! welcome to nightly show. such a great audience tonight. i m larry wilmore. we ve got a great show for you tonight. the hilarious stars of broad city abbi jacobson and glaze here tonight. they are in the house very funny. tonight, so excited, we re going to talk about soccer. yeah yeah, hockey that ball-kicking game, and hopefully something scores in 90 minutes. ( applause ) all right so why am i talking about soccer? the u.s. justice deparment unsealed the massive 47-count indictment on wednesday, charging 14 soccer officials and sports marketing executives across the world with accepting bribes of more than $150 million. ( cheers and applause ) larry: 150 million in bribes? funyun only give me $40. i haven t had funyuns in a while. ( applause ) the same speech by the governing body of world soccer was concerning the host city based on the highest bidder. there have been suspi
bribes? funyun only give me $40. i haven t had funyuns in a while. ( applause ) the same speech by the governing body of world soccer was concerning the host city based on the highest bidder. there have been suspicious for years that there have been shading deals. fifa dogged by controversy in the past. larry: human rights i have lailingses like forcing people to play soccer in can tar. catar. the average temperature is 350 degrees. what was your second choice, oven roasting a chicken? the timing was interesting as it comes on the eve of the latest election for fifa president sepp blatter. that s right. that s the guy s name, sepp blatter. which is kind of weird because i ve got a little corruption in my sepp blatter. ( applause ) so with all this scandal on him, i m guessing mr. blatter is going to be looking for a new job? fifa s incumbent president sepp blatter regarded as one of the most powerful men in sport is expected to be elected to a fifth term. larry: now t
captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) larry: thank you very much! welcome to nightly show. such a great audience tonight. i m larry wilmore. we ve got a great show for you tonight. the hilarious stars of broad city abbi jacobson and glaze here tonight. they are in the house very funny. tonight, so excited, we re going to talk about soccer. yeah yeah, hockey that ball-kicking game, and hopefully something scores in 90 minutes. ( applause ) all right so why am i talking about soccer? the u.s. justice deparment unsealed the massive 47-count indictment on wednesday, charging 14 soccer officials and sports marketing executives across the world with accepting bribes of more than $150 million. ( cheers and applause ) larry: 150 million in bribes? funyun only give me $40. i haven t had funyuns in a while. ( applause ) the same speech by the governing body of world soccer was concerning the host city based on the highest bidder. there have been suspi
s on me. > jon: that s our show! here it is. your moment of zen. i m not going to tell you what it is tonight. one of the problems we have arguing). we need all the help we can get. i ll explain. if i win i don t want the enemy to know what i m doin captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org larry: tonightly, cbs launches a reality show pitting poor people against other poor people. it s called the briefcase, because the name hunger games was already taken. ( laughter ) ( applause ) the united states asks some hard questions to fifa, the organization behind the worldcup. questions like: what s a world cup? ( laughter ) ( applause ) we ask the question, when is it okay to take a breastfeeding selfie? the answer is always and how do i find you on the gram? lace up your cleats and pull out your teats! this is the nightly show! captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) larry: thank
here it is. your moment of zen. i m not going to tell you what it is tonight. one of the problems we have arguing). we need all the help we can get. i ll explain. if i win i don t want the enemy to know what i m doin captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org larry: tonightly, cbs launches a reality show pitting poor people against other poor people. it s called the briefcase, because the name hunger games was already taken. ( laughter ) ( applause ) the united states asks some hard questions to fifa, the organization behind the worldcup. questions like: what s a world cup? ( laughter ) ( applause ) we ask the question, when is it okay to take a breastfeeding selfie? the answer is always and how do i find you on the gram? lace up your cleats and pull out your teats! this is the nightly show! captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) larry: thank you very much! welcome to nightly