Uh last night, you know, last night there was real concern the voters in alabama would put an alleged child molester and bigot and homophobe, all the bad things santa frowns on, in the United States senate. [ laughter ] but it didnt happen. The special election actually turned out to be a very special election after all. Last night doug jones beat roy moore to become the first [ cheers and applause ] democratic senator from alabama since 1992. It was a major upset. A republican losing to a democrat in alabama is like a grizzly bear losing to a fish. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen. Unless the republican happens to be so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the local mall. If the republican youre running against is not allowed inside forever 21, your odds of winning increase significantly. [ laughter ] it is kind of depressing that in 2017, barely not electing an alleged pedophile to the senate is something to celebrate. [ laughter ] but well take what we can get at this poi
Things santa frowns on, in the United States senate. [ laughter ] but it didnt happen. The special election actually turned out to be a very special election after all. Last night doug jones beat roy moore to become the first [ cheers and applause ] democratic senator from alabama since 1992. It was a major upset. A republican losing to a democrat in alabama is like a grizzly bear losing to a fish. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen. Unless the republican happens to be so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the local mall. If the republican youre running against is not allowed inside forever 21, your odds of winning increase significantly. [ laughter ] it is kind of depressing that in 2017, barely not electing an alleged pedophile to the senate is something to celebrate. [ laughter ] but well take what we can get at this point. Team jones, of course, doug jones squad was fired up. This is the scene at jones headquarters when they called it. Pay special attention to the very e
United states senate. [ laughter ] but it didnt happen. The special election actually turned out to be a very special election after all. Last night doug jones beat roy moore to become the first [ cheers and applause ] democratic senator from alabama since 1992. It was a major upset. A republican losing to a democrat in alabama is like a grizzly bear losing to a fish. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen. Unless the republican happens to be so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the local mall. If the republican youre running against is not allowed inside forever 21, your odds of winning increase significantly. [ laughter ] it is kind of depressing that in 2017, barely not electing an alleged pedophile to the senate is something to celebrate. [ laughter ] but well take what we can get at this point. Team jones, of course, doug jones squad was fired up. This is the scene at jones headquarters when they called it. Pay special attention to the very enthusiastic gentleman in the mi
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 748 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] that makes me feel great. Thank you so much, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] i love you, too. Well, heres what people are talking about. It was Just Announced that President Trump will travel to asia this november. He said hes looking forward to visiting the five major powers. China, japan, south korea, p. F. Changs and panda express. [ laughter ] along the way, trump will make a stop in hawaii. Mike pence would be going but he heard when you get off the plane you get leid. [ laughter ] im a married man. Sounds improper. This is everywhere. Trump was talking about puerto rico during a speech today, but listen to the way he described it. This is an island surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water. [ laughter ] jimmy someone even told me there could be fish. [ laughter
Comedian Jack Whitehall. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 748 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] that makes me feel great. Thank you so much, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] i love you, too. Well, heres what people are talking about. It was Just Announced that President Trump will travel to asia this november. He said hes looking forward to visiting the five major powers. China, japan, south korea, p. F. Changs and panda express. [ laughter ] along the way, trump will make a stop in hawaii. Mike pence would be going but he heard when you get off the plane you get leid. [ laughter ] im a married man. Sounds improper. This is everywhere. Trump was talking about puerto rico during a speech today, but listen to the way he described it. This is an island surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water. [ laughter ] jimmy someone even told me there