And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 748 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] that makes me feel great. Thank you so much, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] i love you, too. Well, heres what people are talking about. It was Just Announced that President Trump will travel to asia this november. He said hes looking forward to visiting the five major powers. China, japan, south korea, p. F. Changs and panda express. [ laughter ] along the way, trump will make a stop in hawaii. Mike pence would be going but he heard when you get off the plane you get leid. [ laughter ] im a married man. Sounds improper. This is everywhere. Trump was talking about puerto rico during a speech today, but listen to the way he described it. This is an island surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water. [ laughter ] jimmy someone even told me there could be fish. [ laughter ] in the water. Swimming around. [ laughter ] as tensions rise with cuba, the u. S. Is refusing to issue travel visas and urging americans not to go there. Trump said that he has no comment other than cuba is an island. [ laughter ] surrounded by water. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ocean water. Big water. Believe me. Of course another big story is the russia investigation. Turns out that russians used twitter more than facebook to influence the election. When asked why, they said, well, our parents joined facebook, so not cool anymore. [ laughter and applause ] twitters cooler for us. Meanwhile, i saw that donald trump, jr. Just got his secret Service Protection back. While his brother eric is still on one of those child leashes you see at the mall. [ laughter and applause ] put that down, eric. Dont eat that. Dont put that in your mouth. Spit it out, eric. Its a candle. [ laughter ] you guys, tonight was the season premiere of dateline here on nbc. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Love it. Datelines a show you cuddle up and watch with your spouse, then spend the rest of the weekend looking at them suspiciously. [ laughter ] you know i dont have that much insurance money, right . [ light laughter ] you guys see this . Art experts in france think they found a nude sketch of the mona lisa drawn by leonardo da vinci. They also fund a nude self portrait drawn by his cousin anthony da weiner. [ laughter and applause ] questlove what . Steve what . Jimmy i dont know. I dont know what im talking about. [ laughter ] steve wha anthony de weiner. Jimmy i dont know. That joke i dont know how that joke made it there, but its there. [ laughter ] oh, my goodness. Guys, its the end of another crazy week, and since anthony de weiner. And what are we doing . Steve hes from weiner. Jimmy oh, my heaven. Oh, my goodness. It is the end of another crazy week, and since theres too much to talk about, instead of giving you a full week in review, we decided to put together a little montage that just focuses on the key words used this week. Its something we call this week in words. Enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] donald trump. To reform our tax. Massive breach at equifax. Another health care failure, political divide. Politics and sports collide. President trump has a lot to say. About the nfl and the nba. Trump criticized the nfl players who kneeled. Get that son of a [ bleep ] off the field. White house visit. Is apropos. But then steph curry said i dont want to go. It was only then. That. Trump decided. You dont want to come . Well, then youre disinvited. Twitter. Expanding. Character limit. Oprah winfrey. Joining 60 minutes. Nobody is going to argue that. Rapper b. O. B. Thinks the earth is flat. What the players want. Trumps. Mouth shut. Youre a clown. Divisive. A bum. What . But one thing. Is very clear. To us all. The kardashians are one fertile family, yall. Oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much, everybody. Welcome. Happy friday, and before i tell you about tonights show, i want to quickly mention that our friends over at mtv are relaunching trl. [ cheers and applause ] its coming back. Its cool. Theyre doing this. Its starting this monday at 3 30 p. M. , after school. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy live in times square. As a former guest of trl, i want to send a huge congrats to mtv, and im looking forward to seeing the new shows. Be sure to check it out. Good luck, guys [ cheers and applause ] and dont forget that next week is miley week here on the show. Steve miley jimmy miley cyrus [ cheers and applause ] younger now is available today. [ cheers ] it just dropped, as they say, yeah. And shes going to do some songs off of this album, some special performances. Maybe a duet or two . Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy with secret people, i dont know. And then theres talk steve what . Jimmy theres rumor that theres going to be a lip sync battle. Steve ooh. [ cheers and applause ] what . Say what . Jimmy guys, first we have a a fun show tonight. We love this guy. From the last man on earth, the very funny will forte is here. Steve oh, yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love will forte. Steve willy jimmy were going to play a a fun game with will called think fast, so be sure to stick around for that. Plus the star of brooklyn 99, terry crews is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy and we have great standup from very funny Jack Whitehall is coming back [ cheers and applause ] guys, today is friday. Thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i return my emails and of course, i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind. I thought if you guys wouldnt mind, can i write out my weekly thank you notes right now . Is that okay . [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the best. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ light laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy just enjoying life. Steve yeah. Yolo. Jimmy you get four blinks. Steve yeah. Jimmy that means hes in a a good mood. [ laughter ] steve sending morse code. Help me. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, this week, for being a really awkward time to propose at an nfl game. [ applause ] dont do it. Thank you, every picture of barack obama, george w. Bush, and bill clinton at the president s cup, for looking like the last shot in a flomax ad. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, dateline, for premiering tonight, and for being the only show where nobody calls their friends to say, im going to be on tv. [ laughter and applause ] steve watch jimmy murdered your neighbor. What are you doing . Steve that unsolved murder, thats me. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, Anthony Weiner, for being sentenced to 21 months in prison. Man, talk about a stiff sentence. [ laughter ] steve yo weiner, weiner. Weiners and losers. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, six trump staffers who used their private emails to conduct official business, which still isnt as bad as sending emails of your private business. Steve hey oh [ applause ] weiners and losers. Jimmy all right, yeah. [ laughter ] steve hope theres another Anthony Weiner one. Jimmy it is. It is. [ light laughter ] thank you, hostess, for presenting new white fudge ding dongs. Steve Anthony Weiner jimmy yeah i [ laughter ] dont let me do it. Steve all right, all right, all right. Okay. Goodness gravy. Jimmy thank you, hostess, for presenting new white fudge ding dongs. But be careful the last guy who presented a white ding dong got 21 months. Steve yeah [ laughter and applause ] jimmy too many. All right, thats enough. Is this one all right. This ones good. Steve like the gong show. Jimmy these arent written yet. But steve youre writing them. Youre thinking them, because youre thinking who to thank and you mail them to those people. Jimmy yes, thats correct. Steve i guess that one goes to hostess. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, ten cent wing night, for letting me know exactly how much im being ripped off when its not wing night. [ applause ] only ten cents . Normally these are [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness its alec baldwin. Thats alec baldwin [ cheers and applause ] star of stage and screen, the one and only alec baldwin. [ cheers and applause ] alec. Alec baldwin. Oh, my goodness. What are you doing here . Jimmy jimmy, what do you think im doing here . I want to write some thank you notes. Jimmy oh, of course [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. This is so fun. Oh, my goodness. [ cheers ] james, may i please have some thank you note writing music . [ cheers ] jimmy wow. Steve now he looks happy. [ laughter ] jimmy now hes happy, yeah. Alec baldwin. Thank you, twitter, for raising your character limit to 280 this week, or as President Trump put it, this news is huuuuuuuge. [ cheers and applause ] china jimmy thank you very much. Alec baldwin right there alec baldwin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] alec alec, thank you very much. Are you going to be on saturday night live this weekend . Im going to be on saturday night live with host ryan gosling and musical guest, jazz. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jayz. Oh, yeah, musical guest jayz. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go, alec baldwin, everybody. There you go. Thats how you do it. Well be right back with will forte, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] my, what big rims you have. My, what bright eyes you have. [beep beep] all the better to tease you with, my dear. That was good. Where to . Gee gees. Get ready to spin your own tale. Introducing an allnew crossover. Toyota chr. Toyota. Lets go places. But when we brought our daughter home, that was it. Now i have nicoderm cq. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. Its the best thing that ever happened to me. Every great why needs a great how. Steal the spotlight in the new stevie. Right now, get up to 50 off all pants and jeans at old navy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a talented actor and writer, who has been emmynominated three times for his work on the last man on earth. Season four premieres sunday night at 9 30 p. M. On fox. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome will forte [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love you. I love you. I love you. Jimmy will forte is here. [ cheers ] thank you so much for coming back. Will, you look fantastic buddy. Oh my well, thank you very much. I love coming here. Its always fun. Jimmy you do . Im happy to hear that you finally got a little chance to relax. You went on vacation, finally. Youre always working. Yeah. Yeah, its a crazy schedule at work so went with a couple friends, colin jost was one of them. Jimmy oh, i love colin jost. [ cheers ] john solomon. Jimmy i love john solomon as well. John solomon . [ cheers ] jimmy the audience, they dont like john solomon. Dave noel. A bunch of friends, we went jimmy yeah, where . To this beautiful beach in hawaii. We got this house right on the beach. Hanalei bay. It was fantastic. Jimmy thats beautiful. The beach. But i ended up, like, not seeing the beach the entire vacation. Jimmy you didnt see the beach at all. No. I didnt see it all. Jimmy were you Binge Watching something . A friend a friend had given me a puzzle. And for anybody who knows me, im a diehard jigsaw puzzler. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. You luzzles your puzzles. I luzzles them puzzles. Jimmy yeah, yeah, exactly. But it wasnt just any puzzle. Jimmy yeah, this is the interesting part. Yeah. This is a this is a puzzle, its a photo of it is a puzzle of my own butt. [ laughter ] jimmy we had to we had to blur this. We had to blur this out. So how its a puzzle of your own butt. Yes. Jimmy your own naked behind. Thousandpiece puzzle. [ light laughter ] jimmy how did they first of all, how did they get this photo . Thats private. [ laughter ] no, its not. Its not. Actually, this is well jimmy from macgruber . This friend, she had something going on with her butt. And we have a doctor friend who, like, we send jimmy wait, what . [ light laughter ] no, i dont want to hear the story. I dont want to hear the story now. It was like your just a a general boil or something. [ light laughter ] but she took a picture, and she sent it to our friend, whos a a doctor, to just say jimmy hey, is this something should i be concerned about this thing . And so as a joke, i took a a picture of my butt to send to him. Jimmy yep. And then she got a hold of that, and then it turned into that puzzle. [ light laughter ] jimmy so you spent you were in hawaii, in one of the most gorgeous places on the entire planet, and you didnt go to the beach at all. You spent time putting together pieces of your butt. [ laughter ] i spent the entire week staring at my butt. And not just my butt, but this, where the hand is, theres just a little bit of my back of my balls. Jimmy oh, wait, wait, wait, no. [ laughter ] no, but its true. And the reality of puzzledoing, you know how it is, this is all beige so its very hard to put that together. Jimmy yeah, no, i understand so the very first part that i could assemble was that different color. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Theyre a different color, yeah, yeah. So i was kind of more looking at the back of my balls. Jimmy well. And then i got the crack done. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] you got to do that. Yeah, yeah. But i, you know, i really i did all i had to do with that puzzle. So i would like to gift it to you now. [ laughter ] which is [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know if i can accept this. Are you sure . Im positive. If you wouldnt mind, id like to say a few words to it. [ light laughter ] jimmy sure, ill ignore you. Youve been a good puzzle to me. And, uh no, dont be sad. [ light laughter ] no, jimmys a good man. And hes going to take real good care oh, theres that smile. [ laughter ] go to him. Jimmy wow. [ light laughter ] really is unbelievable. Take your hand off. The camera cant see it, but you can. Jimmy i know, im censoring my own brain. [ laughter ] i cant unsee it, you know . I cant unsee it. Once i see it, its all over. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy and right now, ive never seen it. Are you ready . Yes. Jimmy wow. [ laughter ] i will say this. I know where to start. [ laughter ] i know where to start. Wow. Will, thank you so much for this. Thank you. Jimmy this is honestly amazing. Thank you very much. No, im happy to get rid of it, to be honest. [ light laughter ] jimmy weve actually known each other a long time. Tomorrow is the season premiere of saturday night live, and thats where i know you from. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic work on that show. Do you know that was 15 years ago that you started on saturday night live. 15 years ago. Thats yeah. Jimmy isnt that crazy . Thats amazing. Jimmy doesnt it seem like it was just yesterday. It does. Everything is still so vivid. It was such a scary time. I was terrified. I was so scared to just had tremendous stage fright, and i just remember that first week. It was matt damon was the host jimmy good and Bruce Springsteen was musical guest. I was basically in like one sketch. I think you were in it too, the Hannibal Lecter in College Jimmy oh, yeah. And i just [ light laughter ] i said had one line. It was, dude i told you he was gay. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, that was it, yeah. And i was i didnt know if my mouth could still make noises. Like it was jimmy its fun. Have you been back . Have you been back, and done bits . Oh sure. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy do you get nervous still . Not as nervous. I mean it was a crippling nervousness back then. Jimmy yeah. Were you nervous when you first started . Jimmy i still get nervous. I go i went back with seth over the summer, and we both were kind of freaking out. [ cheers ] like your heart gets pumping. Its like yeah. Jimmy but i dont know why, because im so comfortable here. And we do a show all the time. But there, its i dont know, its live or even just the smell of the paint. Yeah. Jimmy it brings you right back, and youre like yeah. [ heavy breathing ] yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy what you dont want to let down the people who came for you. Jimmy yes, so much work. Youre like, oh my god, so many people came through there that i love with all my heart. And its like, you know, you just want to leave the place in the same condition you found it. Jimmy yeah, if not better. Yeah, congrats on season four. Thank you. Jimmy this is one of the funniest shows. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy emmynominated and rightly so. Thank you. Jimmy the last man on earth. And kristen wiig is going to come back for kristen wiig is with us for several episodes. [ cheers and applause ] its exciting. Jimmy i love her so much. You have such a great cast too. Kristen schaal. Yeah, oh its great. Mary steenburgen. Jimmy mary steenburgen. Cleopatra coleman. Melvin rodriguez. January jones. Jimmy whats happening this season . This season so, at the end of last season, Nuclear Power plants started going berserk and melting down, so we had to get out of there. This actually is something that would happen, and could actually happen if people arent just be fearful all the time. [ laughter ] jimmy dont say that to people. Oh, or dont worry about it. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats much better. Yeah. Jimmy you cleared it up. Okay, but yeah, so were racing away from these meltdowns. And we get on a boat, and were heading for mexico. Jimmy thats the only way to go. I want to show everyone a clip. Heres will forte in the season four premier of the last man on earth. Take a look at this. So, what are you two up to . Well i was just telling pamela that i put one too many logs on the fire. [ laughter ] logs on the fire. I like that. Well, if you like that, i got a bridge i can sell you. I dont have a bridge. Im not a dentist. [ laughter ] what . Like a bridge . Like its some [ laughter ] hes not a dentist by the way, why do they call them dentists . I mean do they specialize in dents . [ laughter ] dents. [ laughter ] priceless. They should call them toothists, am i right . [ laughter ] [ screaming ] youre right youre right youre right [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy come on. The great will forte, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the new season of the last man on earth premieres sunday night at 9 30 p. M. On fox. Will and i are going to play a a round of think fast when we come back. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ more more more by dagny ] more, more, more how do you like it how do you like it more, more, more how do you like it how do you like it how do you like it more, more, more bell ringing so, i was at mom and dads and found this. Cds, baseball cards. Your old magic set . sigh and this wrestling ticket. Which you still owe me for. Seriously . 25 . I didnt even want to go. Ahh, your diary mom says it is totally natural. 25 is nothing. alert beep abracadabra, bro. Settle up with your friends on october 17th with the bank of america mobile banking app. Settle up with