My wife and i went to dinner last night, we put the kids to bed and tiptoed out. They never knew the sitter was there, it was beautiful. We went out late, had a very good meal at an italian restaurant, we sat outside, a very pleasant night. A prie fixe meal, it was good. Somewhere between it was somewhere between the main course and dessert, behind my wife, a rat ran down the wall. [ laughter ] and into a planter. Then back up and back over the wall and disappeared. And man oh man, if you were looking for a way to get a well in the mood saying i just saw a rat behind you is not it. [ laughter ] the waitress comes back, she can see something was up because im sitting on top of my chair now. And i say kind of quietly, bought i dont want to alarm everyone in the restaurant, i just saw a rat run up and down the wall. She said, oh, yeah, im supposed to tell you that was a squirrel. [ laughter ] [ applause ] then we got the check. It was a romantic night. Guillermo, how did things go for you
Valentines day wasnt the sex romp you mathimagine it to be. Maybe the romp is about to begin, in maybe some sax for the love birds. Oh, yeah. Thats good. Thats very good. Youre doingmoment. Go back to your spot thats not valentines day is a weird holiday. Im convinced it does more we have instagram the whole world can resent you. For romance, also a great time to steal teddy bears. This happened in phoenix, couple teens snatched two over sized bears. Might be surprised to hear they didnt plan this out very well. Was not an oceans 11 caper they got a visit from a giant man who came to retrieve the bears. Look at this guy. Heres the thing theres always three bears. See that. When papa bear showed up. Well wisely these guys to surrender the merchandise. And off they went. I love the fact they were willing to steal parts not to run a red light. No valentines day no religious holiday would be co from t host of the mayut he taught me something about what women of today really want this year.
Last night, we put the kids to bed and tiptoed out. They never knew the sitter was there, it was beautiful. We went out late, had a very good meal at an italian restaurant, we sat outside, a very pleasant night. A prie fixe meal, it was good. Somewhere between it was somewhere between the main course and dessert, behind my wife, a rat ran down the wall. [ laughter ] and into a planter. Then back up and back over the wall and disappeared. And man oh man, if you were looking for a way to get a well in the mood saying i just saw a rat behind you is not it. [ laughter ] the waitress comes back, she can see something was up because im sitting on top of my chair now. And i say kind of quietly, bought i dont want to alarm everyone in the restaurant, i just saw a rat run up and down the wall. She said, oh, yeah, im supposed to tell you that was a squirrel. [ laughter ] [ applause ] then we got the check. It was a romantic night. Guillermo, how did things go for you . Guillermo terrible. Jimmy
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