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Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Eddie Redmayne guy raz, musical guest lele pons x guaynaa, and featuring the legendary roots crew now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [cheers and applause] jimmy thank you very much. Oh, my goodness hi hey everyone thank you very, very much. And welcome to the tonight show. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, this morning the commission on president ial debates, which im assuming is just a bunch of guys with bird masks and butt panels, made a big announcement about the next president ial debate listen to this the Commission Just announcing the next debate will be entirely virtual as the president still battles covid. The candidates will participate from separate remote loca ....
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Eddie Redmayne guy raz. Musical guest lele pons x guaynaa and featuring the legendary roots crew now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [cheers and applause] jimmy thank you very much. Oh, my goodness hi hey everyone thank you very, very much. And welcome to the tonight show. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, this morning the commission on president ial debates, which im assuming is just a bunch of guys with bird masks and butt panels, made a big announcement about the next president ial debate listen to this the Commission Just announcing the next debate will be entirely virtual as the president still battles covid. The candidates will participate from separate remote locat ....
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Things up. Were gonna do something that weve always wanted to do. Were taking the tonight show underground to the new york city subway our only guests tonight is one of the Biggest Bands in the world. Bts are on the show. Theyre going to ride the subway with me theyve never ridden before. Were going to get something to eat and then were going to Grand Central terminal theyre shutting it down for us, because bts will be putting on an epic performance nothing like this has ever been done before. Its all happening tonight but first, we gotta get to the train. Lets go [ cheers ] steve from the f train below Rockefeller Center in the new york subway system, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests bts. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers ....
Valentines day is a test. Its a test of your commitment, your preparedness, a test of whether you love someone enough to waste 100 on flowers that any other day of the yes, sir would cost you 30. Theres no more brazen lie than dont get me anything this year. Even if you believe it, deep down, you dont believe it. Even if you dont spend a dollar for valentines day, you have to do something. Heres a tip. If you dont have money this year, you dont need money. Go to the store and steal something. [ laughter ] thats right. Show her that youre willing to go to prison just to winner on love or his love, either way youre going to prison. Speaking of prisoners this should be an interesting valentines day at the white house. For instance, will donald trump get flowers from Vladimir Putin . We dont know. [ laughter ] and what about his wife melania . Will they spend the night together or will she remaintrap ed like ra pun zell at their apart ....