printer cartridges [ laughter ] when you redact things it uses ink. [ laughter ] president ump said yesterday that trade negotiations with china will result in a real al r no deal at all. which coincidentally is what howie mandel s show is called in china. [ laughter and applause ] president trump prompted es ons last night after he used a full presidential motorcadto travel 250 yards across the street to visit the bush family at blair house. and if you tnk that s bad, he didn t even walk to the car. [ laughter ] that s right, president trump used a full presidential motorcade to travel 250 yards acrosshe street. and it is definitely the only time he s ever had a 250 yard drive. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] oh. oh, i crushed that one. what would you say that is, 320? [ light laughter s, i think it s 115. according to nbc nhe secret service began testing facial recognition technology around the white hou last month and unfortunately, by the time it s able to re
national security adviser michael flynn. mueller recommended no prison time for flynn, but he is going to make him pay for all those printer cartridges. [ laughter ] when you redact things it uses ink. [ laughter ] president trump said yesterday that trade negotiations with china will result in a real deal or no deal at all. which coincidentally is what howie mandel s show is called in china. [ laughter and applause ] president trump prompted questions last night after he used a full presidential motorcade to travel 250 yards across the street to visit the bush family at blair house. and if you think that s bad, he didn t even walk to the car. [ laughter ] that s right, president trump used a full presidential motorcade to travel 250 yards across the street. and it is definitely the only time he s ever had a 250 yard drive. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] oh. oh, i crushed that one. what would you say that is, 320? [ light laughter ] i i think it s 115. accordin
history will not be kind to president trump. and trump said, well, it never was before. [ laughter ] video was posted on twitter yesterday of presidential hopeful andrew yang jumping off of a folding chair and shouting quote, let s see bernie do that. and then bernie spoke to a crowd of more than ten people and said, let s see yang do that. [ laughter ] over 80 commercials aired during last night s super bowl, but the best one had to be this ad for time machines. [ laughter ] i mean, it was pretty good [ cheers and applause president trump, last night, had to delete a tweet about the kansas city chiefs after he congratulated the wrong state. he also screwed up his congratulations on the halftime show [ laughter ] [ applause ] officials in china opened a new hospital today to deal with the outbreak of coronavirus that was built in just ten days and officials in new york said the escalator at the 125th street subway station should be fixed by 2024. [ cheers and applause w
responders as well as those in las vegas who lined up to give blood. every hour we hear more stories about the incredible bravery exhibited by people who risked their lives to save strangers. and it always seems like, the worst displays of humanity in this country are immediately followed by the best. and then sadly, that is followed by no action at all. and then it repeats itself. so we ve talked about gun violence on this show before, and i m not sure what else i can say. i also know nothing i say will make any difference at all. but to congress, i would just like to say, are there no steps we can take as a nation to prevent gun violence? or, is this just how it is and how it s going to continue to be? because when you say, which you always say, now is not the time to talk about it, what you really mean is, there s never a time to talk about it. and it would be so much more honest if you would just admit that your plan is to never talk about it and never take any action. co
blood. every hour we hear more stories about the incredible bravery exhibited by people who risked their lives to save strangers. and it always seems like, the worst displays of humanity in this country are immediately followed by the best. and then sadly, that is followed by no action at all. and then it repeats itself. so we ve talked about gun violence on this show before, and i m not sure what else i can say. i also know nothing i say will make any difference at all. but to congress, i would just like to say, are there no steps we can take as a nation to prevent gun violence? or, is this just how it is and how it s going to continue to be? because when you say, which you always say, now is not the time to talk about it, what you really mean is, there s never a time to talk about it. and it would be so much more honest if you would just admit that your plan is to never talk about it and never take any action. congressman steve scalise who in a wonderful, a truly wonderful