[ applause ] greg thank you. Can Somebody Help that poor woman who fainted . Happy thursday everyone. This fall, Chris Christie will Teachers Class at el on how to run a political campaign. He will discuss everything hes ever done and then say dont do that. The class will only be open to ten students because thats the most that will fit in there with him. The class will be very inclusive considering he is fluent in over eight sandwiches. [ laughter ] and any student bringing an apple should be aware he wont accept it unless its dipped in caramel. Hes a friend. Greg Kamala Harris has been criticized for bringing Tim Walz along with her for Tonight Interview but supporters say america is used to her dragging around a creepy old white guy. [ applause ] greg she claimed she once worked at mcdonalds but people are finding it very hard to verify this although one former employee says she did put him in jail. Why would she lie . Anyway, a venezuelan Migrant Gang was caught taking over an Apar
Greg: i know. I know the ark i know ark. I know i have it working out. It s fried that you know what that means. Let s all come tonight to guess. He looks like the guy who stole your underwear in fifth grade. Comedienne jim norton. [applause] the only thing that can stop him is a very powerful magnet. Johnny joey jones. [cheering and applause] greg: soon she ll have a baby shower and hopefully a nice hot bath here with new times best seller kat timpf. Greg: and a good ear tire was his right. Comedienne a former. . . Tyrus. Greg: i need to take a break. Before we got to some form or new stories get to this. Greg so leftovers. Greg: these of the leftovers were read the jokes that we did not use this week as always is my first time reading them. So they socked, will skin joe and roam around in maple syrup. Look how white i am. Compared to my makeup. Even white a long time boss. Greg: this week the tsa had to remind us of that peanut butter is a liquid. And also that joe biden it can fly c
Crews have been on the scene for almost 24 hours now using extra caution tools, their hands, search dogs, microphones. Earlier today, a boy who was trapped in the debris was pulled out alive. For the very latest we are joined tonight by telephone by Charles Berke yet, the mayor of surfside, florida. Hes joining us by telephone because the weather has turned so severe we can get a tv signal out of there. Which means, think of the underground rescue effort, it will be slow down and hampered by rainfall. Mister mayor, ive been watching you on television all day, i think we are pretty close to the same age. When i woke up this morning, saw the pictures in your town, i thought of the Marine Barracks bombing them. I thought of oklahoma city, and then i seen your comment all day long, buildings dont fall down like this in america. Obviously, there is that investigation. But update us tonight on the search for living souls. Youre right about the rain, its heartbreaking now that it is slowing u
Im more than willing to work with him. A senator, a Vice President , and finally President Elect on his third try. I pledge to be a president who seeks not to divide but unify. Tonight, do you see yourself as the Polar Opposite of donald trump . I hope so. A cnn special report. Fight for the white house joe bidens long journey. Its a good night its a good night and it seems to be getting even better. More than 30 years after his first run for the presidency joe biden with a lead tonight and a lead overall in the del inaugurate race. On his third try for the white house. We are very much alive it was the Sweet Super Tuesday that joe biden had always dreamed of, setting a clear path to the nomination finally at age 77. It was like, okay, lets buckle up. Were going to go. It was a really good feeling. It was glorious. Glorious and unusual to say the least. Fact no one has ever come in fourth in iowa and fifth in New Hampshire and gone on to become the democratic president ial nominee. To
Late news, Fox News Night. Breaking tonight, another Vicious School fight caught on camera. A students phone video showing a sixthgrader in california being repeatedly punched in the head. The mall of that sixthgrade girl will join us live in moments. Also breaking tonight, hunter biden was a noshow on capitol hill today but there was still quite a show. Lawmakers continue investigating his Family Business deals. The Senior National correspondent kevin corke is live in dc with more. Reporter former biden Business Partner citing a few examples of alleged perjury from hunter biden in sworn testimony last month. He accused him of a few lies saying the timeline of his Business Relationship with that Chinese Company cef seat was all wrong. He also said joe bidens interactions with his business associates, he did not tell the truth about that, he claims. He also said that hunter lied about a threatening text message he sent to chinese businessmen in which he demanded payment and claimed that