tonight, join jimmy and his guests samuel l. jackson, judd apatow, musical guest mo. and featuring the legendary roots crew. questlove: 993. steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: hey! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. this is it. you re here. [ cheers and applause ] well, big news, you guys. the producers of game of thrones just announced that the show will be back in 90 days, on april 14th. [ cheers and applause ] then president trump said, ditto for the government. [ laughter ] that s right. the government shutdown is now the longest in u.s. history. i m not saying things are bleak. but right now, washington d.c., looks like an abandoned toys r us. [ laughter and applause ] well, on friday, around 800,000 federal employees missed their first paychecks. and instead they got an iou. [ light laughter ] things are so bad, federal workers are c
jane levy, comedian jo firestone, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove: 1206 steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause thank you very much. i love you, too. welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. you re here. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here thank you for watching you guys, what an exciting time this is to be in new york city there is a buzz. there s a feeling, a vibe, a a euphoria sweeping the town and there s one reason tonight at madison square garden, it was the westminster kennel club dog show [ cheers and applause do you feel that s right the dog show kicked off tonight and tomorrow, which means there is a good chance we ll know who won best in show before we will know which democrat won iowa [ laughter ] it was an exciting night at the dog show my favorite part was when eminem rose from the floor and started rapping lose yourself. [ laughter ] yeah, everyone
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy: oh! oh! oh, my goodness! that s a hot crowd right there! welcome, everybody. welcome to the tonight show. this is it. you made it, you re here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. here s what people are talking about, you guys. tonight was the start of the winter olympics! that s right! [ cheers and applause ] which means we get to chant u.s.a. some place besides the nathan s hot dog eating contest. u.s.a., u.s.a.! [ audience chanting ] go joey chestnut! joey chestnut, man. eat that hot dog! [ laughter ] he s going to eat another one! no way! [ light laughter ] there ain t no way he s going to eat one more hot dog no way, he did it! [ light laughter ] oh, he threw it back up, he ate it again, oh, my goodness! [ light laughter ] tonight was the opening ceremony. it was a lot of fun until trump stood there pointing out which countries are s-holes. i said s-hole. [ laughter and applause ] nice. never heard of that count
it can be sculpted, bringing to life beautiful detail. or painted in luxurious strokes. and in rare cases. both. red carpet event in the east bay for more than 500 teenagers and adults with disabilities. might be the best story of a night, the unforgettable red carpet night, for teenagers with disabili disabilities. it s called night to shine. the guest of honor arrived and were led around in a limo to a cheering crowd on the red carpet and then of course, dinner and dancing. it s so amazing. the reason i did it, to help people have the best time of their life. and make an impact. and they made an impact. 1,000 volunteers helped to make the night special. how about that. that is wonderful. absolutely. thank you for joining us on this friday night. enjoy your week. we will see you, i will be here tomorrow. wait, yes. [ cheers and applause ] steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it s the tonight show starring jimmy fallon.
featuring lunchmoney lewis, and the legendary roots crew. questlove: 738, higgins. steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: look at how great you look. welcome, everybody. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show! this is it, baby. you re here. you did it. [ cheers and applause ] here s what people are talking about. i saw that amazon is removing all the one-star reviews of hillary clinton s new memoir what happened. [ light laughter ] but to be fair, they re also removing all the 5-star reviews that hillary gave herself. [ laughter and applause ] i i mean, she is very relatable! did you guys see this? it came out that trump called attorney general jeff sessions an idiot, and sessions responded by sending a a resignation letter to the white house. [ light laughter ] but no one saw it, cause the guy who sorts through the resignation letters had also resigned. [ laughter ] so there was no one steve: wh