[ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh oh oh, my goodness thats a hot crowd right there welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it, youre here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. Heres what people are talking about, you guys. Tonight was the start of the Winter Olympics thats right [ cheers and applause ] which means we get to chant u. S. A. Some place besides the nathans hot dog eating contest. U. S. A. , u. S. A. [ audience chanting ] go Joey Chestnut Joey Chestnut, man. Eat that hot dog [ laughter ] hes going to eat another one no way [ light laughter ] there aint no way hes going to eat one more hot dog no way, he did it [ light laughter ] oh, he threw it back up, he ate it again, oh, my goodness [ light laughter ] tonight was the opening ceremony. It was a lot of fun until trump stood there pointing out which countries are sholes. I said shole. [ laughter and applause ] nice. Never heard of that country. Hole. [ laughter ] actually, President Trump loves watching the olympics. He even asked to introduce each country at the opening ceremony. Lets see how he did. I love the olympics. There are so many fantastic countries participating. Countries like luxury bird. [ laughter ] tiny dad and toboggan. Kardashian. [ laughter ] melania. That movie with the talking lion. Phils penis. [ laughter ] and my personal favorite, the united shahtes. Jimmy the united shahtes. [ laughter and applause ] steve why . Jimmy tons of great athletes competing for the u. S. , like lindsey vonn, shaun white, adam rippon. But the big winner so far, michael phelps. Surprisingly. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, hes that good. Hes that good. Steve how did he do it . Jimmy hes that he cant stop winning medals. Listen to this, i read that a a Record Number of condoms are being distributed to athletes at this years Winter Olympics. [ light laughter ] thats right, olympic condoms, or as speed skaters call those, uniforms. Steve heyoh [ laughter ] jimmy hey hey guys enough of that stuff. Valentines day is just a few days away. [ cheers ] yeah. Now, of course of course a a lot of famous couples will be exchanging valentines cards. Now, i dont know how this happened, but we actually got a a hold of some of them. Here at the tonight show. Yeah. Steve wow. Jimmy were going to show them to you right now. Check these out. First is a card that Melania Trump sent to donald. Steve oh. [ light laughter ] jimmy on the front it says, i booked a romantic getaway. Inside it says, see you when i get back. Steve what . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy interesting. Steve thats odd. Jimmy heres one that the bachelor, arie, sent to one of the contestants. It says, lauren, theres no one else like you. You open it up, it says aside from the three other laurens i am currently dating. [ laughter and applause ] well, that makes sense. That makes sense. Steve yeah. Jimmy heres one from kim jongun he sent to his girlfriend. It says be mine. Inside it says, or else. Steve oh. [ laughter ] sweet. Jimmy sweetie, man. Steve so sweet. Jimmy finally, heres one that kanye west sent to kim kardashian. It says, i love your eyes, your heart and your mind. But most of all, i love your husband. There you go. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy speaking of the kardashians, i saw that Kylie Jenners photo of her baby, stormi is now the mostliked Instagram Photo ever. It got like 15 million likes. When they heard that, kim, kendall, and khloe quietly unliked it. [ laughter and applause ] enoughs enough. Enoughs enough. Finally, you guys i read about a 102yearold man who celebrated his birthday this weekend by setting the Guinness World record for the oldest person to ride a zip line. Which was cool till he was like, i said i wanted a shoe shine. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a crowd right there. Welcome, everybody. We have got a huge show tonight. From the new netflix movie, mute. I love this actor. Steve hes the best. Jimmy hes funny, hes also he can do the dramatic stuff. He can do the romcom stuff. Steve yep. Jimmy hes a stud. Ladies love him. Steve ladies all love him. [ cheers ] jimmy some people call him l. L. Rudd. Steve do they really . [ light laughter ] jimmy ladies love rudd. Paul rudd is here, ladies and gentlemen steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] rudd. Jimmy mute is the name of the movie. Plus, she is oscarnominated, shes fantastic, for her performance in lady bird. Shes stars in the upcoming Broadway Revival of three tall women. Laurie metcalf is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] she just won a tony steve come on jimmy shes hitting it out of the park. And we have great music. Oh man, do you like good music, higgins . Steve love it. Jimmy alice merton is here, you guys [ cheers and applause ] steve what . Jimmy no roots. No roots steve no roots are on that album. Jimmy sounds like a a dream ive had. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] no thank you. Appreciate it. No, i love it obviously, i love the roots. And i love the song, no roots. You want to hear a taste of this. Steve please bust me off a a piece. [ light laughter ] jimmy yo, Joey Chestnut would never listen to this ever oh, he just did steve he doubledipped. Ive got no roots but my home was never on the ground ive got no roots ive got no roots ive got no roots [ cheers and applause ] but my home was never on the ground ive got no roots ive got no roots jimmy anyways, okay. I love that song. [ light laughter ] im just saying, the song is great. You was dancing a little too hard to that one. [ laughter ] steve hes giving it 110. Jimmy im just giving im just giving her props, man. I love it. Steve save it. Jimmy anyways, alice merton is here, you guys. Right there. [ cheers and applause ] how addicting is that song . I have no roots guys, today is friday. And thats usually [ cheers and applause ] usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox. I return some emails. And of course, i send some thank you notes. And i was just [ cheers and applause ] running a bit behind today. I thought if you guys wouldnt mind id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes, right now. Is that cool with you guys . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy james, can i get some a thank you note writing music please . [ light laughter ] always in a good mood. Steve wow. Jimmy always in a good mood. Steve super valentiney. Jimmy yeah, he breathes laughing gas. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] before each show . Jimmy yeah. Steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, candy hearts, for letting me know what it would look like if a a sidewalk chalk hooked up with a drunk text. [ laughter and applause ] hug me hug me. I say that every time i see you in the hallway. Steve i do. I go, hug me, man. And then you walk right on by, pretend like you dont even see me. [ light laughter ] im surprised you even heard it. Jimmy yeah, i did. Steve act like you dont. [ light laughter ] kind of hurts a little. [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] grow old i wont forget to find them i like digging holes hiding things inside them when i grow old i wont forget to find them ive got no roots jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] thank you, donald trump, requesting a military parade, for being the first time someone will tell trump, here comes the airplane, without putting a spoon in his mouth. [ laughter and applause ] wall. Steve walnut. Jimmy i dont like it. Steve i dont like it, i dont want to eat it. Im not going to eat any of it. Jimmy here comes the airplane steve no [ talking over each other ] [ light laughter ] jimmy open the hanger. Steve thanks mother, but i dont like it, at all. Jimmy what is it . Steve its food. Jimmy but what kind of food steve its your favorite kind. Jimmy what . Steve wallnut. [ light laughter ] jimmy fake food. Steve sholes. Jimmy what kind of food, is it my favorite . Steve yes, fake. Jimmy money flavored food. [ laughter ] yeah, thats right. Heres your money flavored food. Steve heres your money flavored food. Im a billionaire. [ light laughter ] not so fast. Jimmy thank you, february, for having an extra r, that makes me sound like tom brokaw. [ laughter and applause ] febrruarry. Febrruarry. Febrruarry is my favorite month forreverr. [ light laughter ] we love tom brokaw. Thank you, cupid, for being the only time a baby in diapers holding a weapon has made someone think, we should hook up. [ laughter ] baby has a bow and arrow. Steve i like that. Thats hitting something with me. Jimmy thats a full on weapon, yeah. Cupid and a crossbow thank you, olympic village, for distributing a Record Number of condoms to athletes at this years games and sparing the world from an incredible generation of super athletic babies. Steve yeah [ laughter and applause ] jimmy whats the problem . Steve i said, whats the deal . Jimmy baby with a a crossbow steve baby with a a crossbow jimmy whoop there it is [ laughter ] what rhymes with crossbow . Anything . Afro. Jimmy afro . Like like a afro. Steve yeah. Baby with a crossbow wearing an afro [ laughter ] jimmy its more like 80s, like i turn around its a baby with a crossbow its a drummer with an afro i turn around its a baby with a crossbow baby with a crossbow steve jimmy there you go. [ laughter ] steve whoop, there it is jimmy thank you ferrero rocher, for being the fanciest way to say surprisingly inexpensive chocolate nut ball. [ laughter and applause ] surprisingly inexpensive. Steve must be classic. Jimmy ferrerro rrocherr ferrerro rrocherr in febrruarry. Thank you toasters, for being the only kitchen appliance that uses jackinthebox technology. There you go. 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Jimmy mute hence the no music from the roots there. Yeah. Jimmy welcome back. Thank you for being here. Thanks. Thank you. Jimmy always good to see you, buddy. Oh, its good to be here. Jimmy over the weekend, you got honored by harvard university. For the hasty pudding. Yeah. Jimmy man of the year . I thought it was going to come with like an honorary degree, but it doesnt [ laughter ] but thats okay. Jimmy yeah. So you did not graduate from harvard . No jimmy no, no he did not. No. But it was everyone was in a a great mood. It was presuper bowl so they were all happy cause jimmy i mean, i love boston because the patriots had hadnt lost yet. Jimmy no, thats true, no, thats right, they havent, no, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] no, really, i mean but thats a great city, i mean its a great city. Jimmy yeah. Its a great city. Jimmy but you were rooting for the eagles. You didnt tell anyone, did you . I did well, i had a press conference there and they asked with all the boston press, they said, who are you rooting for in the super bowl and i said, 100 unequivocally the philadelphia eagles. Because [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know. Did you know what you were saying when you were saying it . They said, do you know where you are . And i said, i do. Im just tired of your team. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. Yeah. [ cheers ] jimmy unbelievable. No that brady belichick, thats a good combination. But come on. Enough. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know, man. I want them to go more. Just keep doing it, man. Until it yeah, why not . Where are you from, originally . Im a chiefs fan. So i mean i didnt really have a jimmy kansas city guy . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy thats right. You you live in new york . I do. Jimmy yeah. I do. Jimmy you ever think about going to los angeles . Maybe going out west . Uh go west . Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy i mean, maybe its just Wishful Thinking. Go out there and get a meet a pretty woman and youre [ purring ] [ laughter ] you know what im saying . How dare you. [ laughter ] how dare you. Jimmy what the hell are you talking about you know exactly what im talking about. Dont play coy. Jimmy i do know im not going to play coy. Youre absolut youre trying to be all cryptic. Jimmy dont get me angry, i dont want anyone seeing this side of me. Everyone here sees through what youre doing. You all know that jimmy and i in the 80s had a duo, we were in a band called go west. [ laughter ] it ended it was acrimonious, to say the least. We had a song jimmy we were i dont even remember i dont even remember being in a band with you called go west. We did a song called king of Wishful Thinking, it was on the pretty woman soundtrack. Youre being all elusive, but [ cheers ] jimmy its a good song, bud. It was a great song jimmy it wasnt us it wasnt us it was a different band called go west, paul we were go west, jimmy. Jimmy you are wrong i dont know what you drugs youve been doing since the 80s. But we were absolutely go west. I have a video to prove it jimmy you have a video to prove that we were go west . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i dont need to fall at your feet just cause you cut me to the bone and i wont miss the way that you kiss me we were never carved in stone if i dont listen to the talk of the town then maybe i can fool myself ill get over you i know i will ill pretend my ships not sinking and ill tell myself im over you cause im the king of Wishful Thinking king of Wishful Thinking i am the king of Wishful Thinking i refuse to give in to my blues thats not how its going to be and i deny the tears in my eyes i dont want to let you see no that you have made a hole in my heart and now i got to fool myself ill get over you i know i will ill pretend my ships not sinking and ill tell myself im over you cause im the king of Wishful Thinking king of Wishful Thinking [ cheers and applause ] no i will never never shed a tear for you ill get over you i know i will but i wont shed a tear for you ill be the king of Wishful Thinking ill get over you i know i will you made a hole in my heart and i tell myself im over you cause im the king of Wishful Thinking [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i stand corrected, we were in the band go west. Im sorry, paul rudd. [ cheers ] we were go west. That was thats one of the best oddest videos i think weve ever made. Yeah, i mean like do you think there were storyboards to that video . [ laughter ] jimmy no they really just got into a a white empty space and said, weve got hockey players jimmy weve got a lot of props. [ laughter ] weve got some ballet dancers. Jimmy we got a lot we got a mariachi band. Lets do this. [ laughter ] we have a guy who kind of looks like roy orbison. Jimmy kind of, yeah, on a a catamaran. On a catamaran. [ laughter ] jimmy on a catamaran yep. Jimmy i was laughing. We paul, very nice, donated his time and we did that. That took us a couple days to film, so thank you for doing that. That was really i [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it was worth it. I really enjoyed it. Jimmy youre the best. [ cheers and applause ] thats why youre the best in the business, man. Dude, we had fun doing it oh, my gosh. Crying laughing, it just made me laugh your commitment. Youre just you get right in there, and this move was so good. [ laughter ] well, he, you know, peter cox, lead singer of go west, hes got you know hes committed. Jimmy yeah. And theres richard drummie. Richard drummie was who i played. I want to show everyone a clip. This was overnight the last two days. This was paul rudds commitment to go west. Check it this just shows right here. And fool myself ill get over you ill pretend my ships not sinking [ laughter ] [ beep ] keep going, guys. Keep coming. Action [ cheers and applause ] no i will never never shed a tear for you ill get over you i know [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i couldnt take it i didnt realize you were trying to stop it. Jimmy i cause i waiting we were waiting around, and the director called action, so the photographer started going around us and we just kind of were standing there like, we were waiting for them to call action and then somebody goes like, action and you immediately go right into like that. [ laughter ] and nobody else did. Jimmy yeah, i know, but i was trying to keep a straight face. Aw. Jimmy youre the greatest man, i love you, man. That was thanks, that was a lot of fun. I showed my kid the a a picture. Jimmy yeah. With and he was like, look at this. I filmed this video today, this is a picture from this video jimye and he looked it and he said, you look like a a testicle. [ laughter and applause ] and he wasnt trying to be funny. Jimmy no, no. [ laughter ] but he sometimes you dont even have to try to be funny, you just are funny, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it got me. Jimmy we were talking today, we were saying that, cause he has that kind of awesome the hair is kind of like the hairline is pulled back. Its like a receding kind of hair, but it works for him, the guys a good looking dude. But when you were growing up, you wanted to look like adam ant thats true there was i was, when i was i think probably about 13, 14 i loved adam ant and i thought he looked super cool and he had a a receding hairline, but i didnt know what that was. And so i asked my mom if i could shave [ laughter ] receding hairline jimmy to look like adam ant. Yeah, to look like adam ant. Jimmy thats fantastic. And she said, no. Jimmy no, of course not, yeah. [ laughter ] my character, he got a little bit too much sun here and over here, he has a Little Something i think cause theyre from england. Yep. Jimmy i think maybe came l. A. , the night before the shoot, theyre going to king of Wishful Thinking video. Yeah. Jimmy and they go, do we got the ranch . Check. Do we got the mariachi band . Perfect. All i need im going to get a little tan. Yeah. Jimmy ill call you guys tomorrow. And then he just kind of fried out. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy back in those days, you didnt just put on suntan lotion. You went full baby oil jimmy and iodine. And iodine. [ laughter ] jimmy baby oil and iodine. Its true, baby oil and iodine. Jimmy we went negative. Try it try it, kids. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, do not try that at home. Did you do sun in in your hair . Jimmy i did sun in in my hair [ cheers ] i had it was a bad reaction. Did not work. Did you cause you have dark hair, did it . Jimmy it was orange. It turned orange. [ laughter ] i looked like i had a trump wig before that was a halloween costume. [ laughter ] so you were super tan with kind of red hair . [ laughter ] jimmy i was basically donald trump as a child, yeah. [ laughter ] for one summer. Well, i know spring break is coming, so i on behalf of the tonight show staff, we got you some iodine, baby oil and the sun they still sell that. They still sell . Jimmy at target they sell that thing, man. [ laughter and applause ] more with paul rudd when we get back here. Thank you so much. Jimmy thats for spring break. [ cheers and applause ] honlieutenant ray speaking. woman my name is cedricka. About four years ago a fire broke out in my apartment building, and you were the First Responder who was able to pull me up out of it. lt. Ray oh my god. You kinda caught me off guard here. cedricka i could see it in your face, like he is not giving up for me. crying he is not giving up for me. And. I appreciate that. Thgive joy with valentines gifts for them and get joy with kohls cash give a diamond ring a floral sleepwear set or a new keurig and youll get kohls cash plus take an extra 20 off when you spend 100 or more give joy, get joy only at kohls. 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Jimmy it is available. Tell me about this film. Well, i i have never seen anything quite like it. Jimmy its duncan jones. Duncan jones, he wrote it and directed it. Jimmy he he he did moon. He did moon and a movie called source code. Hes this is a movie he wanted to do for jimmy ever. 15 years, but he had never made a movie and they said, well, you cant do this. Jimmy yeah, you have to make a movie before you just yeah, because this is ambitious. Jimmy yeah. And a and hes very talented. Very talented. Jimmy who do you play in mute . I play a guy named cactus bill. Jimmy yes. [ light laughter ] i mean, come on, you dont even have to read the script if you see that, im like, dude, you yeah. Jimmy you want me to play cactus bill . Yeah, cactus bill i just that was it. Jimmy yeah. See the name, im in. Jimmy yeah, so youre cactus bill. Yeah. And a Justin Theroux and i play a couple of army soldiers, awol in berlin, in the future. Its a scifi noir, its like casablanca in a blade runner setting. Jimmy hes a super funny dude too, as well. Heres a picture of you, from the movie this is cactus bill. Look at this stud. Look at that [ cheers ] look at that mustache. Oh my god. There is no way that is a fake mustache. That is a real mustache. Yeah. Jimmy it is right . Yeah, thats real and it actually goes and then splits out. You know, justin has a blonde wig. Thheres a similar thing with elliot gould and Donald Sutherland in m. A. S. H. , so we kind of recreated their looks a little bit but you know jimmy how was life with a a mustache like that, because you have to live it. Oh, yeah, its great. People dont like it. [ laughter ] they do not like jimmy they do not people really recoil when they see a pronounced mustache. Jimmy some people they people enjoy their mustache. Its almost comforting. So, yeah, i remember jimmy tom selleck, has a a very comforting mustache. Yeah, in fact, you recoil when you dont see a mustache on tom selleck. It doesnt look right. Jimmy yeah. So its the opposite effect. Jimmy yeah. I remember one time in having a mustache and wemt going into an elevator, and i was sweaty, i was running for this elevator, and there was an elderly couple who were really not psyched to see me. [ light laughter ] jimmy they were afraid. Yeah, they looked, and they thought i looked threatening or something. They walked off the elevator. And i realized, i was im not kidding. I had a tshirt that said mustache rides, 25 cents. [ laughter ] jimmy whats wrong with you. And i didnt realize i did jimmy you offended the poor old couple. I didnt even realize it until they walked off. Jimmy oh, my goodness. That is a true story. And jimmy all right. They never offered me a a quarter. [ laughter ] jimmy thats not the point of the story. Yeah. Jimmy thats not the point of the story. You have to know that. Nothing. Jimmy paul, i want to show a clip here. Here is paul rudd in mute. Take a look at this. You work in dreams, right . I heard you got in a fight the other night with some limeys. Now, im not the kind of guy to get between a man and his grudge. But dont do that again. I really appreciate it. I need those [ bleep ] holes. At least for another week. Hey mine is bigger than that jimmy paul rudd, everybody mute is available on netflix february 23rd. Well be right back with Laurie Metcalf. Stick around. Paul rudd [ cheers and applause ] were dude perfect and this is the nolook laser shot. yelling truck truck trick shots are hard. Dude valentines day doesnt have to be. Just go to kay february 8th through 14th everything is 2550 percent off. With special financing available using the kay jewelers credit card. At kay. The store to win valentines day. 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Guess what, you won yeah [ cheers and applause ] so, happy about it. Jimmy yeah, im so happy. Thank you. Jimmy so happy for you. Its a stage actors dream. Jimmy it really is, right . Yeah. Jimmy you love theatre, right . Is that . I do, i do. Jimmy me too. So im back doing this one. Jimmy yeah, you were. But theres so much youre also back to doing tv. Youre bringing roseanne back. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy roseanne is coming back. Yes. Jimmy thats coming out next month. Yes, march 27th, i think. Yeah, weve done nine episodes. And a, so, were revisiting the connors in 2018. It was surreal. We walon recreated perfectly. Jimmy really . And and jimmy even the throw on the couch . Even the throw. The pictures on the walls, the pickled eggs in the pantry. Everything was the same. Jimmy thats great. And we hadnt all been in the same room for 20 years. Jimmy yeah. And then we did a table read around the table and everything just clicked. And i think the episodes are really true to the old show. And to the characters. Jimmy did it click when you read the table read . Or did it click when you got on set . Well, on set was a little it was very surreal. It was a living time warp. Jimmy i know, i would be emotional. Because we felt it was very emotional. Jimmy i would start crying and and jimmy everyone, this is a a sitcom. I go, you cant cry. [ light laughter ] i know. And and so, yeah that that when walking on to the set was just disturbing, also. Because so much time had gone by, but it seemed like we just taken a hiatus week. Jimmy that must be odd because you said because we jimmy goodbye to that part of your life. Yes and we did nine years and formed a family. And i had always hoped for a a reunion show, just one show. Jimmy yeah, like a a Christmas Special or something. Yeah. And then yeah, yes. And then 20 years later 20 years pass, ive given up hope on it, and sara gilbert just started calling people and said, would you like to revisit roseanne, again . And everybody jumped at jimmy isnt that cool. Yeah, i know. Jimmy and now everybody is rebooting everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy now its a trend. Yeah. Jimmy now its theyre all new shows. Yeah. Well its just. Jimmy yeah, exactly. But this, i mean, its legendary. Its great. But i love that you do that, you do films, im going to get to lady bird. Because man, i want to talk to you about that. But youre back on broadway with edward albees, three tall women right here. What can you tell me about this . I can tell you that it stars glenda jackson. Jimmy okay. [ cheers and applause ] which is the reason that that im in that rehearsal room right now. Jimmy really . Shes a legend, yes. Jimmy how amazing this is. And there are three well, were not so tall. [ light laughter ] but there are three women in it. Jimmy youre pretty fairly tall. Youre perfectly tall. Yeah. Is there any any spoilage you can give . Its all spoilers. I really cant describe jimmy cant give me anything. No, not really. Because its jimmy its a pulitzer prizewinning playing. Yes, and its not its never been on broadway. But it has it was in new york a little over 20 years ago. But its its for an audience to piece together whats happening. Jimmy okay. So if you give one spoiler, its like unravels the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, i dont want to destroy your whole sweater. [ laughter ] so, i i want to about lady bird. Yeah. Jimmy man, oh, man, im watching lady bird. [ cheers and applause ] loving the movie. Youre there man, and i didnt recognize anyone from that point on. As soon as the movie started. Im like, i know everybody thats in this film. I know, right . Jimmy it didnt feel like you. Well it didnt feel saoirse. It didnt feel like anything. And and each character is so threedimensional. Jimmy yeah. Everybody has a little whiff of a story behind them. You know, the drama teacher. Jimmy yes. The yes. Every single character. And thats the gretas credit. Jimmy credit Greata Gerwig is just one of the shes jimmy the coolest characters out there. Thats, i know, right . And the script is was meticulously crafted. And then she directed it. Jimmy yeah, and you just and led us all through our parts. Jimmy won all these golden globes. And i was like, whoop i know and now jimmy and then now, lookie, now youre nominated for an Academy Award, pal. Laurie metcalf [ cheers and applause ] i cant believe it. Jimmy well done. So surreal. You know, thats not jimmy well deserved. Well, i i hadnt done a a film really in, like, 20 years. And so i thought, oh, heres a a little independent movie. I dont know if anyone will ever see it. But this will be a good way to put my toe back in the water again. And i wanted to work with greta and saoirse, obviously. And tracy letts. Good friend. Jimmy tracy letts is great, as well. Isnt he rock solid in the film . Jimmy i mean, cmon. Everybody is. But i didnt had no idea it would explode in the way it has. Jimmy and how is the because dont you get invited to like, a Academy Awards lunch . Or something. Luncheon. I went to the luncheon. I went to the luncheon. I cant my days are jimmy ive seen pictures of this. Mixed up. Jimmy and im like all right, ive seen jimmy this is something you cant just get into. The picture, too. Ive seen the picture, too. And i i never had put together, how does everybody get up on those risers like that . Who corrals all these jimmy yeah, how long does that take . Yeah. Stray actors . Jimmy because its like, what is it, 200 people or 300 people . 200 nominees. Jimmy yeah. At a luncheon. And we were all individually called up on to the risers, and placed, you know. But it was so nice that that every Single Person was recognized. Jimmy isnt that great . Yeah. Jimmy i feel youre in and we were called the class of 2017. [ light laughter ] jimmy isnt that cool . I know. Jimmy i mean, it makes you feel like, hey, im in the business, man. I know. Jimmy look ma, i made it. I made it. Yeah. Im sitting at the adult table. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly, yeah. Finally, yeah. Well, i want to show a clip. Heres Laurie Metcalf and Saorise Ronan in lady bird. Well done. Take a look at this. I want to go with culture is, like new york. How in the world did i raise such a snob . Or at least connecticut or New Hampshire where writers live in the woods. You wont even get into those schools, anyway. Mom you cant even pass your drivers test. Because you wouldnt let me practice enough the way that you work or or the way you dont work. Youre not even worth state tuition, christine. My name is lady bird. Not well, actually, its not. And its ridiculous. Call me lady bird your name is christine. Like you said you would. You just you should just go to city college. You know, with your work ethic, just go to city college and then to jail and then back to city college, and then maybe youd learn to pull yourself up and not expect everybody to do everything. [ screams ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy keep going. I love it. Well deserved. Laurie metcalf, everybody go see her in lady bird in theaters now and on broadway in three tall women beginning february 27th. Well be right back with music from alice merton. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] hold together. A little to the left. 1, 2, 3, push easy easy easy horn honking alright alright weve all got places to go weve all got places to go Washington Crossing the delaware turnpike . Surprising. Whats not surprising . How much money sean saved by switching to geico. Big man with a horn. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. When better chickens are hatched, we will hatch them. Its why all of the tyson chicken that bears his name will be raised with no antibiotics ever. 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Please welcome, alice merton [ cheers and applause ] i like digging holes and hiding things inside them when i grow old i hope i wont forget to find them cause ive got memories and travel like gypsies in the night i build a home and wait for someone to tear it down then pack it up in boxes head for the next town running cause ive got memories and travel like gypsies in the night and a thousand times ive seen this road a thousand times ive got no roots but my home was never on the ground ive got no roots but my home was never on the ground ive got no roots ive got no roots ive got no roots but my home was never on the ground ive got no roots but my home was never on the ground ive got no roots ive got no roots i like standing still but thats just a wishful plan ask me where i come from ill say a different land but ive got memories and travel like gypsies in the night i count gates and numbers then play the guessing game its just the place that changes the rest is still the same but ive got memories and travel like gypsies in the night and a thousand times ive seen this road a thousand times ive got no roots but my home was never on the ground ive got no roots but my home was never on the ground ive got no roots ive got no roots ive got no roots but my home was never on the ground ive got no roots but my home was never on the ground ive got no roots ive got no roots i like digging holes hiding things inside them when i grow old i wont forget to find them i like digging holes hiding things inside them when i grow old i wont forget to find them ive got no roots no roots ive got no roots but my home was never on the ground ive got no roots but my home was never on the ground ive got no roots ive got no roots ive got no roots but my home was never on the ground ive got no roots but my home was never on the ground ive got no roots ive got no roots ive got no roots ive got no roots ive got no roots ive got no roots ive got no roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes that is how you do it right there alice merton [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness that was great no roots is out now. 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Hope to see you next week. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] welcome to pyeongchang in the mountains of south korea, where the world is gathering for the xxiii olympic games. This the Meeting Place for nearly 3,000 athletes from all corners of the globe. Each with a unique story on how theyve arrived here tonight. You might not think it, but some of the best stories youll ever hear, stories that can take you to the most daring, most exhilarating, most fascinating stages in the world, they begin in the most ordinary places you can imagine. H
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