[cheers and applause] greg: so, as you know i m not a doctor but i don t let that stop me from giving medical advice or doing exams in my van. So i can safely diagnose that many americans are experiencing and mass delusion. First, the jeopardy contestant accused of sending bat signals to bigots. It s like it was only last week. A jeopardy winner is getting harassed on social media for allegedly flashing a white power hand sign on a recent show. Some very lonely former contestants posted an open letter demanding an apology and shaming producers for allowing this to happen. You were just holding up the number three to mark his third victory the same way after his second win, he held up the number two and before that, the number one. Who is that bundle of deliciousness? it s hard to hear what he is saying. You know, you are overwhelmed by his handsomeness. Now that you figured that would be enough, it would be over, it gets picked up for bloggers starved of content. But no, since that air
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( motorcycle approaching ) ahhh. got one of those for me? nice try, you little creep. mr. buttermaker. mr. buttermaker. you re late. i got held up, sorry about that. are you drinking? oh, hell, no. that s, uh. nonalcoholic. i m drivin , you know. ( laughs ): oh. i m so sorry. you hear that, toby? drinking and driving don t mix. that s right. stay away from crack too. one hit of that stuff, and you wake up in prison married to some guy named big blue, and he s branding his initials in your ass with a hot coat hanger. i knew a guy. uh uh uh, yes, crack.is bad too. yeah, i know, mom. but we are really excited to have you do this, and toby s really excited to play. aren t ya, honey? uh-huh. between his trumpet lessons, photo club, boy scouts and swimming, this is his favorite, isn t it, honey? can you believe they tried to keep these kids out of the league? all kids should be able to play baseball, no matter what their skills. well, i think they heard me loud and clear. all tha
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