thateverybody shirt. it s friday, so you know what that means. . let s welcome tonight s guests like a genie. she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom in the five, dana perino. ino. hide him from your wives, kil because they ll probably kill themselves. comedianl joe, he s my third favorite, lou. after breakout and. comedian author of that joke isn t funny anymore. read and she does her best lifting at the gym where she steals purses in the locker room. new york times best selling author. right. som yeah. okay. before we get to some nenewsw l. do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, me? th it s leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t use this week. and asuse always it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll throw macn into a meat grinder and make mac meatballs, and then, of course, feed them to steve doocy. all right, here, go.st first medical research to say nose picking can lead to memory. loss. i really don t have to sayking anything.
from his time as even a senator. but vice a sen, vice president w been made public. that report, it is beyond. e fae biden just tried to save face with the american publicwi. it was a shocking display of his cognitive decline. we re going to play those outrageous remarks in a minute. but let s lay out the details in this report. devastating, according to the report, quote, president biden willfully retained and disclosed classified materials after his vicey when presidency when he was a private citizen. investigatore was s found classd documents, including notebooks from meetingsifieds regarding hy sensitive material on foreign policy and national security, sy security carelessly stored in what appears to b ie his garage. and while what the special counsel found about biden ss handling of classified documents was alarming , what itsays a says about his cognitive statebo is quite frankly, shocking. and by the way, it should have every single american concerned about the mental
and today he took his gaffeshe on tour to my country. biden stopped by to visit king charles at windsor castle. and here s what happened. joe biden will look to the lost in me and my king is no spring chicken. he literally had to guide the president and show him where to gg o. it was pretty painful to watch. and it is a bottom line. would you trust someone like that to drive you down the interstated , say, 80 miles an hour? you wouldn t, would you? would you trust him to pick up your laundry? probably not. m tothat s why it s increasingly unnerving to me that he s the president of united states, the most important, intensive, energy sapping, pressurized job on the entire planet. biden also met his u.k. counterpart, prime minister rishi sunak, earlier today. since his own problemsounterpa,s just look and compare the two men. on the one side, biden routinely appears to forgeter who or where he ise or. on the other 43-year-old sunak you can question his policies often do not his
it is a location that s just steps away from the highlysitivs sensitive situation room, where some of the nation s top secret likemissions, like the raid on e laden, take place. house republicans openinpuing up their own investigation, calling the events shameful. but national adviser jakesulv sullivan says there is no needan to worry n. n beee situation room is not i use and has not been in use fors months because it is currently under construction. the only people comingtr. inthis and going out of the sit room p in this period have been workers who are getting it ready to go. things got super tense inng . the room. the white house asked point blank if the cocaine belonge tod the biden family. that question did not go over well with press secretarion diy karine jean-pierre. i can just say once and for aly karinel or not, the cocaineh belonged to the biden family. dibiden fad not avoiding the qu. that is not true. we ve answered this questionrue litigated this question
of building. have a good weekend, my friend. see you next week. all right, we are now the unofficial start of the 2024 presidential campaign season, six months out from 2024, and in a confluence events this week, yesterday in fact, rex exactly two and a half years since the january 6th attack on the capital. it s humbling for our country, for our democracy, that the twice impeached, twice criminally indicted so far donald trump is the undisputed presidential front runner of the republican party. i don t know that on january 7th, 2021, right after all the republicans who mattered had condemned donald trump s role in the attempted insurrection, that we thought we would be here a year and a half later. we are very far away from the republican party returning to normal, perhaps even knowing what normal is. we are very far away from an america where both of the two majority political parties respect the system and stand up for democracy. we know where donald trump stands on demo