correspondent letting you know that the assault on paul pelosi in san francisco that you read about last week, that story was a whole lot stranger than you ever imagined. citing law enforcement sources with direct knowledge, it was paul pelosi who opened the door for police when they arrived. remember, authorities previously told us that the intruder, david depape, had broken into paul pelosi s bedroom on the third floor of the house and woken him up. yet somehow both pelosi and depape on the ground floor by the time police got there. moreover, pelosi and depape had been together in the house for at least a half hour, and yet strangely they both seemed fine. with police present, it was reported that paul pelosi, quote, did not immediately declare an emergency or leave his home, instead, quote, he walked back several feet toward the assailant and away from police. what? paul pelosi walked away from the police and toward david depape? what could possibly explain behavior like t
depape? what could possibly explain behavior like that? what were the two doing for the 30 minutes before police arrived? under normal circumstances we wouldn t want to know. paul pelosi s personal life is his business. it s not our business. we ve got nothing against the guy. we believe in privacy. unfortunately for paul pelosi there s an election coming next week, and his wife s allies immediately politicized the assault against him. they tried to tell us that david depape, a homeless nudist alien drug addict, hanging a blm flag near the bus he lives in, was actually a right wing hit man determined to act out the violence of january 6th in nancy pelosi s own home. they told us that, like we d believe it. then the president of the united states went on television and said it again. it s laughably absurd. russia bombed its own pipeline. okay. they said it. they re still saying it. then out of nowhere comes the today show, the head baton