identified a head gopher who i named ardilla. we found out he was hiding deep inside a hole just 100 yards north of the jacuzzi hot tub area. today at my direction, my gardner/guy who helps me get down from my horse, chocolate thunder, went in and rooted out the gopher. the gopher was buried in accordance with gopher burial traditions. he was wrapped in a bathroom mat and thrown in my neighbor s yard. so, i repeat, ardilla the gopher is dead. god bless america and god bless this sizzler. although it would be better if this sizzler had a taco bar. some of them do. sir, they ve killed osama bin laden. they got bin laden? well, that s two good things. there also is a taco bar here? there s a taco bar here. that s three great things.
i m sorry, i interrupted. how could you interrupt this important news story. the real president of the united states. yesterday, we get george w. bush, making an important announcement live from inside a dallas area sizzler. good evening. tonight, as of 1400 hours military time, i can report to america, the world and the folks here at this sizzler steakhouse on kenyon ranch road, right outside my community here in dallas, texas, where i also frequently eat lunch, that i have personally overseen a strategic and covert operation that killed the gopher, who s been tearing up my backyard. a reliable source, my gardner, identified a head gopher, who i named ardilla, found out he was hiding deep inside a hole 100 yards north of the ja cucy hot tub area.
standings. boston, four games out. i m just bringing you information. four games out. tied at last. just a mean person. this will make you happier. will ferrell is george w. bush coming out with a companion announcement. the president had his big announcement about the killing of osama bin laden. will ferrell s george w. bush with another announcement from the sizzler in dallas. good evening. tonight, as a 1400 hours military time, i can report to america, the world and the folks here at this sizzler steakhouse on canyon ranch road right outside my gate guarded community where i also frequently eat lunch that i ve personally overseen a strategic and covert operation that killed the gopher who has been tearing up my backyard. a reliable source, my gardener, alberto, identified a head gopher who i named ardilla.