hello, and welcome to bbc news. prince andrew is demanding a trial byjury. he formally denied all the allegations against him as he gave a court in new york his official response to allegations of sexual assault. virginia giuffre accuses the duke of york of forcing her to have sex more than two decades ago at the london home of the convicted sex trafficker ghislaine maxwell. the 11 page document sets out the duke s detailed response, strongly denying that he abused ms giuffre when she was 17. our royal correspondent nicholas witchell has more details. across 11 pages, andrew s lawyers have set out his defence a denial of the central allegation of sexual abuse made by virginia giuffre and an assertion in respect of others that andrew lacks sufficient information to either admit or deny what s been claimed. he says, for example, in relation to the widely publicised picture of the two of them, that he doesn t have enough information to admit or deny that there exists photograp
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pond and the first public appearance for early february, the 75 year-old monarch was all smiles as he greeted a crowd of well-wishers outside st. george s chapel at windsor castle, charles and queen camilla attended the easter service with a small group of royal family members. the outing comes more than a week after the princess of wales revealed her own shocking cancer diagnosis catherine and her family were not in attendance this morning. cnn s max foster has more from windsor lucky few royal well-wishes, given a surprise invite into windsor castle to see the king making his first major public appearance. since his cancer diagnosis. then an even bigger surprise when he went for a walk and a chat you haven t go to a royal source telling cnn all future engagements remains subject to medical device near the time but this was an encouraging sign of how the treatment is progressing as we look towards summer and how the road ahead is looking positive. is obviously the pi
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