I m really excited to be here tonight. we re the only group of americans with a lower approval rating than i have. this is the first time the president attended this dinner in six years. it s understandable. we had a horrible plague, follow by two years of covid. folks, i m not really here to roast the gop. that s not my style. besides, there is nothing i can say about the gop that kevin mccarthy hasn t already put on tape. today s republicans say, tear down mickey mouse s house. pretty soon they ll be storming cinderella s castle. you can be sure of it. republicans seem to support one fella. some guy named brandon. he s having a really good year. and i m kind of happy for him. don t forget, you can tweet
Diesel fuel. so everything on the supply chain that leads to what goes onto our dinner table is being affected by this and it is affecting nothing to laugh at. the one joke he did say that i kind of liked by biden has nothing to do with our conversation. republicans seem to support some guy named brandon. i liked that. that was the only thing i thought that was worthy of laughing at in all the things said. harris: i know you caught that diesel fuel is up at an all time high. why does it matter? everything comes in on a truck or eventually on a truck. it may be coming cargo train but eventually on a truck taken to the neighborhood and they run on diesel for the big engines. so everything now is touched in a negative way. you have people in the biden administration repeating no crisis should go to waste. a line from i believe harris: the actor was up on zoom or digital somehow maybe instagram saying yeah, you know, don t use the war in
He is having a really good year. i m kind of happy for him. dana: what about trevor noah? someone said that i read most of the jokes. sometimes they read funny. i don t know how they came across. he was talking about inflation. watch here. ever since you ve come into office things are looking up, gas is up, rent is up, food is up. dana: i m not a comedian at all. i might have written that joke. some people thought it is not okay to joke around. the whole night is to have a little lift and levity. grant you inflation is high. the only thing higher than inflation are the people who think biden is doing a good job. stick with me. when it comes to comedy sometimes laughing at problems is a way to take the torment away from them for a few seconds at a time. all people who said about biden laughing. if he doesn t laugh it doesn t lower the price of gas. the price is still there. it is not helping anybody. i didn t want to get too hopped
Here s joe biden. it s the first time president attended this dinner in six years. [ applause ] understandable. we had a horrible plague followed by two years of covid. everyone had to prove they were fully vaccinated and boosted. so if you re at home watching this and wondering how to do that, just contact your favorite fox news reporter. they re all here, vaccinated and boosted. all of them. i m not really here to roast the gop. that s not my style. besides, there is nothing i can say about the gop that kevin mccarthy hasn t already put on tape. republicans seem to support one fella, some guy named brandon. he is having a really good year, and i m kind of happy for him.
Into office things are really looking up, you know, gas is up, rent is up, food is up. everything. [laughter] my hunch is, this whole thing is just. notes, war with russia bad. keep it light, jen. cdc, good. really pissing me off. special thanks to the 42% of you that applauded. [laughter] i m really excited to be here tonight. the only group of americans with a lower approval rating than i have. a republican seem to support one fellow. some guy named brandon. he is having a really good year. i m kind of happy for them. will: we laugh at their pain and how much. it is surprising that dr. fauci skipped that kinner. i mean, since when does this guy pass up on an opportunity to be in the spotlight posed for a few photos, mingle with the celebs?