Greg yes yes of course of course, youre happy you should be happy happy monday everyone lets get started okay . Social media users speculating that a video of President Biden shows him pooping himself. Well at least he stands for something. [laughter] the Biden Campaign has announced plans to shorten the president s speeches. Is part of a bigger plan to make the most of what little time joe has left. [laughter] the judge overseeing Donald Trumps trail has once again cited him for current temps for making a gag order and threaten him with jail time. I would like to see that karabela from india jail. In a week hell be selling drunk trump branded shavs. [laughter] and al bye at least five or mack this weekend trump appeared on stage alongside lightly likely be be contenders at maralago. Kristy nguyen would have been there on time but she said her dog ate her plane ticket. [crowd groans] the publisher of her upcoming book has announced it will remove the story about her meeting north Korea
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