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CEO's Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary

NEW YORK Claiming he could easily fit into a similar position at most companies, local CEO Mike Waltke told reporters Monday that his skill set was transferable to any job that requires an inept dumbass to receive a big salary. “I have the incompetence necessary to effortlessly transition into a role at any company… ....

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Huh, Ken is way hornier in the French poster for Barbie

Whether it's a deliberate double-entendre or bad translation, Ken is claiming a very specific skillset in the French posters for Barbie ....

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Other views: Christmas lights: A judgmental guide

One of my fondest childhood memories of Christmas in the 1970s was riding around in the family station wagon, “Bessie,” to look at Christmas lights while I whined to my ....

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Is This the Best "I Love You" a Dog Has Ever Said? | WiLD 95.5

This dog can say "I love you" ....

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Is This the Best "I Love You" a Dog Has Ever Said? | 93.7 KRQ

This dog can say "I love you" ....

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