Kilmeade. There seems to be no cure, they are calling it cultural dementia. Whenever one of their latest causes goes south. And myself, that includes fleeing new york for florida. [laughter] but they are, the media. Whatever they get is contagious, spreading faster than whoopis legs in a hotel pool. [audience reacts] there is a back straight to that joke so it was not just some kind of indiscriminate, disgusting comment. She did claim that she liked to have sex in pools. Direct your letters to her for that image. Do you remember the duke scandal . You are not supposed to. That is when a bunch of white frat boys were accused of raping a black stripper. The problem was it never happened. The only person who went to jail is the prosecutor. And the stripper never writes back. How about the khadeen kids . Remember when those catholic kids were portrayed as racist for has been a i almost had a naked american man. But then video turned up showing that he was actually hassling them first and he turned out to be a serial liar claiming vietnam veteran status when jane fonda spent more time overseas than he did. I assumed after that, the media would learn their lesson. But then theres jesse je jessie. Then came russian collusion and hunters laptop. I could go on and on but i dont want to from Fox Friends First and their method viewers. Theres another memory they want you to forget but it still lingers like a fart in a shower. It is because of its horrible consequences. Of course, defunding the police. It started with the squad, the birthplace of ultimately deranged ideas. The left left it. Remember kamala offering to the bail out rioters. It is the last time she ever did anything accomplishment. Bielema raised enough money their thousands of cops on patrol. Instead, that many wind to mansions and swimming pools. It was going to be a Brave New World where we all just get along, where criminals helped little old ladies cross the street instead of knocking their teeth out and taking their purses. And then a funny thing happened. Reality came. Turns out defendant was the worst idea since hunter said hey, lets record this. [laughter] san francisco, l. A. , chicago, philly, st. Louis, new york, our major cities looked scarier than the entire cast of the view raking up on a saturday morning. Are Police Academies became as empty as a freshly included walgreens and the subways as gross as johnny depp his teeth. And it was not just major ci cities. In minnesota recently the entire Police Department resigned. Granted it is six people. But still. And right on cue, as this chaos becomes an election issue, democratic memory loss returns. Certainly we are told they did not mean defined. Yet, you do not think we were serious, did you . Those were just the weirdos from the squad. Which is like the mob blaming their hitmen. They do your agugua, so your hands look squeaky clean. Blame the squad. Dont be fooled, nothing has changed. We have just got defended by different means. Call it soft defended. Bail reform has meant that shoplifting just past pickleball as the nations Fastest Growing export. [laughter] true. It is easiest on the knees unless you are carrying a flat screen. Our Border Security is about as reliable as Brian Stelters food diary. Our downtown looks like scenes from the afghanistan withdrawal or worse, kats office. Kat you are not supposed to catch me wearing a blanket. Greg yes. [laughter] so what is the solution . Is it are going to get better . How about this for an honest answer . No. This is it. It is the new normal. And it is about as normal as Rachel Levine singing i am a woman, hear me roar. Meaning the new normal used to be the old abnormal. It has flipped. Thanks to the mentally ill and delusional left. So if you live in a city and you are okay with that, fine. If not, you got two options. You can fight back. You know, like these did. Or like daniel penny. [cheers and applause] or you could end up like daniel penny. You will be the one who ends up with felony charges. Then that leaves option two. Frankly im out of ideas. But if you have an idea, you could use a suggestion box. We do have one, you know . If someone has not stolen it. Lets welcome tonights guests. He was the inspiration for stalkers, of Fox Friends First , to pyro. [cheers and applause] she causes more triggerpoints than alec baldwin. Deputy opinion editor and newsweek, budget ungarsargon. She is like, snow white. Usually comatose and sorted by dwarves. Fox news contributor kat timpf. [cheers and applause] and steroids take him to get stronger. My sidekick and the heavyweight champion, tyrus. [cheers and applause] todd, how are you doing . Todd when i was a teenager, i used to wear doctors. How uncool can you be as a teenager to wear duckers . Greg it is good to see you grew out of that cruel face. Todd my goal is to dress like we are going to the realtors convention. Greg lets leave our Wedding Rings in the hotel rings, shall we . Just kidding, honey. Anyway, the only way for progresses to the is to divorce reality from there policies, right . The media helps them. But if they were to analyze the consequences of their policies, they would commit suicide. Todd journalists at their core are supposed to be storytellers and stories are supposed to have a beginning, a middle, and an end. The Mainstream Media in their zest to promote their farleft agenda, they until the end of the story. In your monolog, right, Duke Lacrosse, we dont know the end of that story. If you were just watching the Mainstream Media. The end of the story is really unfortunate for the Duke Lacrosse players because they were found innocent. But if you say Duke Lacrosse, everybody thinks, oh, they are rapists. And that is the problem. Because if youre watching fox, you got the end of the story. If you watch the other guys, you did not. Greg yes, that is true. I just dont see how any of this can get any better if no one in power mind that it is getting worse. Because the sad thing is the only people that really hear the end of the story are people that watch fox. What do you make of this . Batya this looks like a story about a political divide in this country. But the truth is this is not just, you know, the media being liberal and being in the pocket of democrats, which they are. This is class warfare. Okay . Lets call what it is. Siding with criminals over their victims, starting with Jussie Smollett, right . This is the kind of thing that you do when you see yourself as on the other side of the middleclass. Right . This is class warfare. You said it exactly perfectly. The new normal, right . Because they are waging war on the middle class from an economic Point Of View and they are waging war on the middle class from a. L. s Point Of View citing the criminals over the victims over and over and over again and it is just terrible. Greg you know, it is terrible but not for them. That is the secret. Is that they are not feeling it. The people that to claim to defend our. The people that live in these cities. Their life sucks. But the people that are for these policies, they got private security. They are good. That is the real class distinction between the people they claim to defend and the people that is destroying their lives. Kat. [laughter] that is all i have. Kat i can take it from here. Greg i know you can. Kat im a professional. I think that all of this, too, is that these stories, they really wanted them to be true so badly. That they were willing to overlook a lot of red flags. The Jussie Smollett story, you just hear that story. There are several things along the way where you are like, he was out getting subway and all that stuff. But they wanted to be true because it fits their narrative so they just kind of overlook it, which, i mean, you ask if that is something you can do, i did it a lot in my 20s in every relationship that i had. Go to the guy he tells you that he was just at subway . Greg yeah. Kat if you dont want to see the truth. Greg i think in both sides, i hate to say this, but both sides do this. The right has been that when it comes to, like, you know, the war on drugs. But i just dont see them coming close to this weird dementia where every bad thing that happens it somehow does not exist, tyrus. Tyrus greg, and i do not tell you this early because i dont ever want to see that clip again. What your monolog is basically giving woods to is you remember that wonderful dinner, don lemon and Frederick Cuomo had together. Greg yes. Tyrus where they were in new york city. It was a lovely evening. There was no crime. People walked by and said, hey, dom. That is how the world is because that is how they see it. So of course there should be no bill because when im outside, theres no problems. It is all lollipops and gumdrops. So that is how they project the world. And that is theirs and that they say it is the group. So therefore, they are doing it because their life is great. So when they project this [bleep], because they are in a situation where they can go to nice meals and im pretty sure there was a security guy sitting over there and they had car service to get there. So until they experience something and then when they do have something happen to them, then they are the worlds biggest victim of all time and they will say, but they still wont go back on them. It was not the. This was an isolated incident that a couple of eggs crack. That is what this is really about. Everything is fine. When you see 25 kids in hoodies robbing a store, that is like a unicorn. Greg yeah. [laughter] tyrus it never happens. You know. Kat my favorite part of that interview is don lemon saying, people were coming up and saying thank you. That did not happen. Some kind of purple heart veteran . Todd that is how it is in candy land. Greg thank you for your service. Kat yeah, thank you for your service, don lemon. Tyrus their lights are on, their bills are paid. They are checking to see how many he likes they have on twitter. Life is beautiful for them. So when they project that [bleep] and everyone was like, you know it is not. I have three crack heads getting it dont work for pornhub. Todd that is not with the job of the journalist is supposed to be. Greg now it is their tyrus which is fancy for line. Todd but i think people are onto that. [cheers and applause] greg the point you are making you are making is going to be a great cities to our next segment. We are starting to understand that everything that we were told that is supposed to be true, see what i did there, my fingers are doing pushups. Things that are true really are not at all. Does that make you want to stick around for the next segment . Todd i am sticking around. Greg damn it. Why twitter controls announcer if youll be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld , go to foxnews. Com gutfeld, and click on the link to join our studio audience. Ride it out with the tradeoffs of treating . Or push through the pain and symptoms . With ubrelvy, theres another option. One dose works fast to eliminate migraine pain. Treat it anytime, anywhere without worrying where you are or if its too late. Do not take with strong cyp3a4 inhibitors. Allergic reactions to ubrelvy can happen. Most common side effects were nausea and sleepiness. Migraine pain relief starts with u. Ask about ubrelvy. 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That is not me. 2010 Sandra Bullock won the Best Actress Oscar For Playing Lee Into hey. Im getting criticized by my audience. Tyrus push the button. Greg is that it . Whatever. In the movie the blind side, steve martin and alec baldwin coated the oscars that year. One was a comedian who had would perform with an arrow with his head and the other one had even worse name. [audience reacts] todd never over. Greg anyway, it is the movie based on the True Story Of A Wealthy Memphis family who welcomed a Down On His Luck Football Star who would play in the nfl and win a super bowl. It is my story if you just changed super bowl to wet tshirt contest. [laughter] you can see those pictures. Fast forward to now and the real life michael oher, the guy they to in is accusing them of never adopting him and only using him to make millions from the movie deal. Certainly this feelgood flick starts to feel kind of bad. I have not been this disillusioned about it since i found out Soul And Green was not a documentary. As a child, i look forward to eating people. Did i give away the ending to that movie . Either way, they say theyre going to end their 19 year conservatorship. Back to old Sandra Bullock, she could be Collateral Damage if the social media mob gets its way. They are demanding sandra back her oscar. How do you blame an actor for something what of her characters may or may not happen in real life . Should i bother apologize for all the drugs listed or is it walking venus fault johnny cash cheated on his wife . All i know is when they make a movie about me, better be accurate. Narrator he started as a 23. But when did he called, he gave up his dream to fight the nazis. Millions around the world adored him. He started a Late Night Show called red eye, where he met his wife, Sandra Bullock. They adopted a son who became world champion. But it all one to hell when an unexpected visitor showed up. Witness the incredible true story, greg gutfeld is the won. [buzzer] [applause] greg i dont even know what happened at the end. But im sure it was funny because tyrus, i will go to the first. Do you think okay. First, let me back up. The movie came out in 2009. Now he is doing it right now. That he way too long . Or does he have a point . Tyrus no, he has a book coming out, greg. What the hell . You got to sell some books. Are not going to talk about the brother. It is a little suspicious that they have a 19 year conservatorship still on him. It sounds like his parents may have known Gary Colemans parents. Kid actors always get it back. But this is how stupid twitter is. Greg uhhuh. Tyrus sandra, give back the Academy Award because she acted out very well what was on the script why dont you go and after the writer. That was the person that maybe told a fake story. What is funny about this is i know quinn, the guy who played him in the movie. He does not live too far for me in louisiana. He came out you are clapping because you like people who live close . Oh, cool. [laughter] that makes sense. Sorry. [laughter] you are not supposed to talk to us. Get him out. [laughter] sorry. And he was pretty upset. I know him. He is like one of the most sensitive gentle and i can call him a giant. He never paid for dinner once. And he told him to go out and get jobs. That is like me telling to shut the [bleep] up. That is how nice he is. The argument is like, why are we listening to the x . What are we listening to stupid people . She should give back the oscar. She had a great performance. It is like you Playing Hitler In A movie, gutfeld. You have to answer for war crimes. Greg how did you know that . Tyrus you dont think i know what my dad for a living . It is said that we have gotten this stupid. Greg Playing Hitler In A home movie, one of the funniest things. Kat, this is we were talking about this. We are finding out that even things that came to be based on true stories are not. Space jam not real. Happy gilmore , not real. And that is a sports film. As a legal expert, kat, what do you think. Kat this might shock you but i have never seen this movie. Kevin dever greg neither have i. Kat if i were to watch now, it will not feel like a feelgood story because you know, any other option movie, he take the parent trap. Right . The end the end is where Lindsay Lohan sous dennis quaid. It is no longer a feelgood story. Greg i thought it was going to be a real trap. Kat you are probably quite disappointed. I dont know why you were watching that movie. Greg it was last week. I like holes that people fall into. Kat but people are not really mad at Sandra Bullock. People on twitter, it is not a real thing. Twitter was saying that Margot Robbie was made. If Margot Robbie is made mid. Greg i would go with that. Kat right. And unlike me who does not look sickly at all. [laughter] greg im kidding. She is a delightful person. I told her that when i get home. [laughter] tyrus because she felt in his little trap. Greg yes, thank you. Tyrus there you go. Trevin michael back to the. I think that we are in a period of time where we are realizing that, i mean, lets be honest, you take all the president s men was an honest phone . Theres a lot of nonfiction things that that we take for grd about nuclear power. You know what i mean . An inconvenient truth, that documentary. Very inconvenient. It fell apart. Maybe we are just becoming smarter. Batya i think it is interesting that you started out talking about how people are supposed to be telling us the truth, sometimes fictionalized, right . And here we have a story which is to read that was based on truth but the film itself clearly was not a biography or anything and people have simply lost the ability to be like, this is a piece of art. You cannot tell fact from fiction in either way. Right . We have this media class telling us fictional narratives and expecting us to take it as true and that you have people on twitter being like, this movie, like, something turned out not to be true, a look at, god, give back the oscar. This woman who was playing a fictional role is, like, you know, turn the switch. Which. You know . We are in this topsyturvy. I will say and i cant believe im about to say this but theres a very good article in the Washington Post which quotes the author and really makes it sound like actually the two w ways, it is probably going to turn out t that the the theyo not actually screw him over, surprise, surprise. Take that as you will. Greg i will not take it as i will. How dare you tell me how to take it. Todd, a sports movie that was honest related to you was white men cant jump. Todd i was the inspiration. Greg you decided to go play pickup. Yeah, you did. They beat the hell out of you. Last word. Todd can we get back to the underlying problem . Lets assume for arguments think that this was an entirely fictional story. You want Sandra Bullock to give back the Best Actress Oscar For Acting . This makes no sense. And theres also another layer of this. This woman just lost the love of her life, her partner, passing away from a horrible illness yet the internet, the trolls, for horrific people on there are piling onto her during this time of sadness but it just shows the cruelty of humanity and i think it just shows how horrible and how far we fall as a society. People should not treat people like this regardless of the situation and the situation, she literally did nothing wrong. She did her job. Kat you know what i just realized . Greg what . Kat todd, i have a question. You get the worst meanest Internet Trolls . People who are watching are so pissed. Todd yes. People are angry. Because i am the loudest person in the world on tv. I dont have voice modulation. Tyrus these are the same people who wont say betelgeuse three times. Greg we are going to move on. The pairs in the land verhoest in the land in the land destroys disneys brand. At the Alzheimers Association walk to end alzheimers, this is why we walk. Theyre why we walk. We walk in the Alzheimers Association walk to end alzhiemers because were getting closer to beating this disease. Join us. You cant leave without cuddles. But, you also cant leave covered in hair. With bounce pet, you can cuddle and brush that hair off. Bounce. Its the sheet. My Heart Failure diagnosis changed my priorities. I want time for the people i love. My heart doesnt pump enough blood. So my doctor gave me farxiga. Farxiga it helps my heart do its job better. 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Theres a big focus on her love story. With a guy who allegedly stocks her. [laughs] weird, weird. So we did not do that at this. Greg kat, so adorable isnt she . She is so smart she is so much smarter than the people who came before her Birth Control i feel bad for her actually because everyone is going to say that it is all her fault that nobody watches this movie when it was going to fall anyway. I dont know how disney has not figured it out yet. Theres so many remakes but rather to have a new idea that theyre like, we are going to make another. I bet you theres a new Beauty And The Beast where instead of it being a man in the body of a beast and he has to be loved in return, it is like, a tra transperson who is a woman trapped in a mans body and they have to find their pronouns and get sex change surgery. [applause] i guarantee coming in the summer of 2025. Greg and they are going to figure out, what do you mean by beast . Who is the beast . Tyrus clearly it will be the evil man in it. From what exactly, played by will ferrell. Tyrus we got you for that, gutfeld. You will be the little angry guy yelling at everyone. Greg you know what . Why didnt they make Prince Charming trans . You know . Batya im with kat. I think she is swimming in this stew of men are evil, loving a man is evil, masculinity is toxic. And she goes to these meetings with these Pr Executives who are like the person who thought Dylan Mulvaney belongs on a bud light can. They teach her you should go out there and hate this movie. But then why are they making that movie . Just let people who love and have it. Greg why not make a new movie that has input values in it instead of taking the old movie and then mutating it into some kind of pc version . [applause] yeah. That felt good to the applause. That is like a drug to me, the applause. It goes right into my veins. Todd i have never received applause. [laughter] [applause] but nobody is even talking about the dwarves. How about the dwarves, todd . Todd the overall points, i do not have anything prepared for the dwarves. Greg no clapping for todd. Why this team is going to phil for the points that you may. It is like having jaws without the shark and you cant have that. If you want to make it completely woke movie, great. Call it barbie if you want. But the fact that some thing that stood out to be, hollywood hates a Fairytale Love Story now, he heard the words that she used. You are not going to see a Fairytale Love Story. That just shows how far albert has gone from their core customer. We all love a Fairytale Love Story. I like a rom com sitting there with the wife. Why dont they make those kind of movies anymore . Or do they focus on these woke movies that you crap at the docs office . Greg the things that are prevalent in fairytales, they are like big themes and the big themes, they are not socialized. You have young children. They go towards these big th themes. They liked fairytales. Tyrus it is cool life lessons. This is called equity hire. You hire more wants to make films and they give their ideas and you will just collect the insurance money. That is what this is. Here is the deal. She never saw us in the right snow white. He was not a stocking. He was sent to rescue her because some it mean bitch poisoned her. If there is somebody you are mad at, the baddest person in the movie was the queen. She ruled everybody. He had her father has to give her to the estranged fourth men tothe fourth so that she could find her ass. That is how about this bitch was. So she was empowered before being empowered was cool. She was so bad that she literally had a mirror that would tell her she is the fairest of them all. If it did not, it got smashed. He was looking the whole movie got no lines. And then he showed up and if he does not kissed her, she is still asleep in the damn forest hoping the dopey dwarf does not get a little handsy. Greg i wonder what they would call dopey now because tyrus special or spectrum dwarf. Kat neurodivergent. Todd on the set of white men cant jump, i was the handsy at work. [laughter] greg youve exhausted your applause. Tyrus shame on all of you all clapping for now reason. Tournament coming up, i have hiccups. She makes covering crime a damn good time. And flooded timber. This is hunting country. This is our country. Time to get ready for the season during the fall Hunting Classic at Bass Pro Shops and cabelas. Save on great gear with our lowprice guarantee. And for a limited time, get Inflation Buster Pricing on select Tracker Offroads Plus Club members receive special financing. Only at Bass Pro Shops and cabelas. Pano ai chooses tmobile for business for 5g solutions. 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Im a bear. Im coming out of hibernation after the best nap of my life. And papa is hungry. And while youre hittin the trail, im hitting your cooler. Oh, cheddar ive got hot dog buns and your cutrate Car Insurance might not pay for all this. So get allstate, and be better protected from mayhem, like me. Roar. sfx family screams in background chaos is her name corresponded to cover all the crimes when you think all is lost oh get ready [cheers and applause] greg there are theres a lot of crimes to unpack so we are bringing the kiosk queen back. You may recall last month we welcome to the show rayonta brock, a kentucky woman whose mug shots went viral. Now that she has turned her life around, i thought who better to discuss with crimes than those at mug shots then with the queen of chaos herself, please welcome back our new crime corres correspondent, rayonta brock. How are you guys . Greg has anything changed for you since you came on our show last month . A lot has changed actually. I have had so many great interviews and his opportunities in general. I just finished up getting back from new york. I did an interview with inside edition. I had a couple Reality Shows im interested in doing. Theres a lot in the works. Greg if you want me to read over any of the contract, i charge because they will try to destroy you. Here are a few Crime Stories and i want to get your take on the first one. Two florida women, that is scary already. There they are. Look at that. They were recently arrested after a fight over stolen vape pens and the woman on the left with her head managed had a piece of her ear bitten off in the scuffle. Rihanna, what do you make of those mug shots . She seems pretty happy about losing an ear. What do you think . Honestly, when i have seen these, i was glad that both of them still had a smirk on their face. He got in a little castle. But they did not let it affect their smile. All of that. When i first looked at these mug shots, though, i thought the girl on the road with a black eye definitely had her ear bitten off because i thought the girl with the white bandages on, i thought that was a headband. But then once i looked closer i was like, you know, the girl with the bandages definitely got the ear bitten off. Greg yeah. It is an interesting discussion. We will table that for later. Any advice for them if they get into another fight in the future . I will say one thing about my generation is we do not play about our vape pens. I would say my advice is, you know, keep your vape in your pocket. You dont have to accuse anybody of stealing it. Tyrus and earmuffs. Greg earmuffs and a vape pen. Next crime. This comes with video. A bank robber was caught by cops by following through a ceiling directly into a trashcan. Watch this. On the ground on the ground get out. Get out. [bleep]. Put your hands behind your back. Greg as someone, rayonta, who was also caught during her miss invented misadventures, it was there any times when you got away . Theres been a couple times i would say to the terms that i ran from the police and i actually escaped and got away. So the luck was in my favor those nights. I feel like for him, if he did not have bad luck, he probably would not have any at all. Tyrus terrace here, america reports. You were so funny making that joke of how you escaped from the please. That would mean those charges would still be panicked. She is so funny. So funny. Greg do they ever track you down later . , actually, they told me, they were like, listen, if you dont come back and turn yourself in, we are charging you for like seven felonies because i did get a random fake name. I ended up turning myself back in to avoid those extra charges. [laughter] tyrus that is the name. Greg what is your fake name. And i think it was like, mattie bratton, which is so funny because my best friends name is maddie stratton. I was under a time limit. Did not know what to say. Greg a minnesota man with a heartshaped tattoo under his eye was arrested after breaking into a restaurant and throwing skittles at employees and patrons ran out. Skills are an odd choice to throw at people. He think he was on something when he did this. Like i said, xanax, man. It will tear anybody out. And you know, i think after t this, they are probably going to make everyone get a Background Check if you want to buy skittles because i have never heard of assault by it skittles before. That is a new one. Greg theres so many other heavier candies that would hurt more than skittles. Tyrus that is not true, greg. It is hard to catch a rainbow. [laughter] skittles, taste the rainbow. Come on, guys. Or taste the pain bow. Greg how are your parents . How are they digging your new life as a crime correspondent. My dad is actually in prison. But he watches your show all the time. And he actually told me to tell kat that he loves her laugh and it helps him fall asleep, which is really weird. Kat that checks out. Greg im surprised. Kat, you have fans in prison. Kat no, i already knew that i did. [laughter] greg it is the letters. Well, thank you, rayanna brock, good job. We applaud the queen of chaos. Your new therapist is a. I. [cheers and applause] that is always discreet. Look at how it absorbs all of the liquid. And locking it right on in you feel no wetness. Oh my gosh totally absorbed i got to get some always discreet icy hot. Ice works fast. Heat makes it last. Feel the power of contrast therapy. So you can rise from pain. Icy hot. Wounded warrior project has been with me every step of my journey. Theyve helped me realize its possible to rise to the top again. Its possible to get the help i need for me and my family. Its possible to hate pushups again. To feel understood. To begin healing both inside and out. To feel like myself again. And now i know anything is possible. gentle music [cheers and applause] announcer a story in five words. Greg google developing a. I. Life coach. Batya, google is going to offer multiple tools to help users with life advice, planning and tutoring, using it, i guess, as coaching. And experts claim that this could be a bad thing. It could lead to diminished health. I disagree. I think you would get better advice from a. I. Because have you ever met a Human Life Coach . They are creepy. Batya greg, it is a robot. It is going to tell people to kill themselves. This is nuts. Greg you know what . That will happen later because they will be nice to us for a while. I dont know. If an a. I. Has access to all the information in the world, right, todd, and it is going into one spot they can best predict the outcome for you if you say, look, i dont know, should i marry this woman and they will just take all this information and go, you know, todd, you are a homosexually. [laughter] who wears doctors. Greg that will never happen by the way. Todd i disagree because look at googles track record. Everything google has done so far has been far left liberal. You know the advice youre going to get from their machine it is going to be farleft and the liberal. Greg that is a good putt and they will sell all your information, tyrus. Tyrus you will end up buying a bunch of stuff and all kinds of commercials showing up on your phone. Theres no substitute for wisdom. Theres you got to go find an old person who has seen [bleep] and hopefully they will give you some wisdom. This a. I. S of looking for answers, asking a computer about feelings, you are already done. Go out and live. Make mistakes. You cant avoid mistakes. Failure his sorrow is part of life. Man up. Whatever the case maybe. What is going to happen if i need somebody. You are going to cry and hopefully you will get an std. Other than that, life is good. Greg kat, you are in tv. You have run across our fair share of people who identify as life coaches. Kat i just asked my sister. Greg good. She is my life coach. Kat no, she is the best because she will tell me whatever it is a want to hear and she is like, that is fine. [laughter] like, i can totally see how you can do that and how and im like, thank you. [laughter] greg that is pretty good actually. Kat some computer who might tell me i did something wrong, no. Julia will tell me that i always said it right. Greg there you go. All ready 10. Dont go away. We will be right back. [applause] america takes a step in a long journey. It is like the leader of the free world. This is that first step. The first republican primary debate. 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