me the time?! so what do you think? can we turn this into a baseball field? oh, yeah. no problem. you know, back on the farm i once turned an acre of corn into a snowflake-shaped maze. it d still be there if our neighbor billy bob sheinberg hadn t seen it from his crop duster - and said it looked like a swastika. - hmm. (sighs) so how good s luke s team anyway? well, you may have seen them on youtube under boy stuck in batting helmet or pitcher beans self. ugh. (sighs) but a few of them went through puberty early this year, so. they say it s because of hormones in our milk. but whatever it is they really jacked up. luke and manny s team tied for the final spot in the playoffs but since nobody was expecting it all the fields were booked. the other team wanted to settle with a coin flip. we said rock paper scissors. that s when talks broke down. so what do you do when you can t find a field? you build one. and we got the last laugh, cause guess what i found there? rocks,