( laughter ) america asks are we ready for a female president? and other questions that seem insulting and out of touch in 2008. ( cheers and applause ) women in the u.s. are still dealing with the glass ceiling. just to be clear that s a metaphor for female advancement not some christian grey sex dudgeon. girls rule, boys drool, and transgender people are free to do whatever they want as long as it rhymes with rule. this is the nightly show. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) larry! larry! larry? larry: thank you wow! larry! larry: thank you that s so nice of you. welcome to the nightly show. i m larry wilmore. i m feeling so good tonight. tonight is laundry night. i forgot i forgot something to hold it up. san antonio came through! ( cheers and applause ) for those of you saying the nightly show, the home game, i apologize for the inside joke. anyhow, we don t have a lot of time to waste. the national chapter of sigma alpha epsil
will they melt in your mouth? you butter believe it. jon: that s our show tomorrow night at 11:00 here it is, your moment of zen. true happiness is the happiness that comes from being honored. i love scrolls, i love plaques, i love trophies i got a building named after me. someone actually once said a good deed is its own reward. well, then what s this? comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org larry: tonightly, oklahoma frat boys caught singing the worst song in history. congratulations, baja men, you re not number one anymore. ( laughter ) america asks are we ready for a female president? and other questions that seem insulting and out of touch in 2008. ( cheers and applause ) women in the u.s. are still dealing with the glass ceiling. just to be clear that s a metaphor for female advancement not some christian grey sex dudgeon. girls rule, boys drool, and transgender people are free to do whatever they want as long as it rhymes with rul
time to waste. the national chapter of sigma alpha epsilon shutting their university of oklahoma chapter after this shock video surfaced appearing to show members using a racist chant. larry: racism doesn t exist anymore, larry. ( laughter ) why do you always have to focus on race on your show? just stop. ( laughter ) you first. ( cheers and applause ) what was i supposed to do? seriously, right? i ll stop talking about race when people stop being racist. and quick note to peter capturing racist on their phones, could you please stop shooting vertical videos? you have never heard of aspect ratio wide screen? i want to experience my hate in 16:9 not 2:5, all right. just saying. i gotta give credit where the credit is due. the university of oklahoma took swift action. the university of oklahoma president david boren has expelled two students related to the racist chant incident. larry: that s right they also kicked the fraternity off campus. so don t worry, you won t be