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Ken Fyne on tasteless tomatoes and rotten politicians


Ken Fyne on tasteless tomatoes and rotten politicians
By Ken Fyne
Updated: July 3, 2021, 8:49 am
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The Duke of Cambridge samples some Irn-Bru as The Queen looks on, during a visit to AG Barr s factory in Cumbernauld.
I celebrated July’s arrival by eating a tomato. Well, I think it was a tomato.
On the principle that if it walks like a duck, looks like a duck and quacks like a duck then it’s a duck, this item certainly looked like a tomato.
It was bought in a supermarket, in a pack of four, all of which were richly red, uniformly shaped and the ideal size for a hungry man’s sandwich. I’m not going to enter into a lengthy discourse as to whether a tomato is a fruit or vegetable – it’s a fruit I reckon – but it’s probably the only piece of fruit I’d put in a bread sandwich. ....

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Ken Fyne: Covid restrictions leave me comfortable looking like Rab C Nesbitt


Ken Fyne: Covid restrictions leave me comfortable looking like Rab C Nesbitt
By Ken Fyne
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You know when you’re in a pandemic when your bin goes out more than you do.
Excursions from rural Fyne Place have been so rare this year that when I eventually poked my nose out the door this week, I faced burgeoning bugophobia, the dreaded fear that the outside world is alive with evil microbes waiting to pounce on any unsanitised hand or unmasked face. ....

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