unbelievably exciting news. gentlemen who are wearing sailor suits, you might want to look for the nearest nurse because it looks like the war on isis may be turning for the allied powers. isis leader abu bakr al baghdadi possibly killed in the latest u.s.-led air strikes in iraq. jon: boom! literally. (laughter) looks like obama is going to have to break out a new i just killed baghdadi hallway walk. might i recognize something a little more psychedelic, a little more willey wonka. it s not important. the important thing is this. the leader of isis is iraqi officials are saying al baghdadi was critically wounded in an air strike this weekend. jon: or wounded. he s dead or wounded. not quite dead, but that s not nothing. he s not in hell yet, but he is on the highway to hell! (cheers and applause) that s what i m talking about. let s get some information. where did we nail him? where did we nail him? accord together u.s., an air strike was conducted targeting an
nurse because it looks like the war on isis may be turning for the allied powers. isis leader abu bakr al baghdadi possibly killed in the latest u.s.-led air strikes in iraq. jon: boom! literally. (laughter) looks like obama is going to have to break out a new i just killed baghdadi hallway walk. might i recognize something a little more psychedelic, a little more willey wonka. it s not important. the important thing is this. the leader of isis is iraqi officials are saying al baghdadi was critically wounded in an air strike this weekend. jon: or wounded. he s dead or wounded. not quite dead, but that s not nothing. he s not in hell yet, but he is on the highway to hell! (cheers and applause) that s what i m talking about. let s get some information. where did we nail him? where did we nail him? accord together u.s., an air strike was conducted targeting an isis convoy outside of mosul. an interior ministry intelligence official claims the strike in the town of
(laughter) looks like obama is going to have to break out a new i just killed baghdadi hallway walk. might i recognize something a little more psychedelic, a little more willey wonka. it s not important. the important thing is this. the leader of isis is iraqi officials are saying al baghdadi was critically wounded in an air strike this weekend. jon: or wounded. he s dead or wounded. not quite dead, but that s not nothing. he s not in hell yet, but he is on the highway to hell! (cheers and applause) that s what i m talking about. let s get some information. where did we nail him? where did we nail him? accord together u.s., an air strike was conducted targeting an isis convoy outside of mosul. an interior ministry intelligence official claims the strike in the town of kam. jon: the important thing is though we killed or critically injured baghdadi somewhere in that area. it s still a big mystery to u.s. defense officials whether the leader of isis abu bag err a
stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen! welcome to the report ! good to have you with us! (audience chanting stephen ) that s the sound of freedom, ladies and gentlemen! thank you so much! please, sit down! (cheers and applause) what did an amazing night, ladies and gentlemen! (cheers and applause) folks, please have a seat. good to have you with us. lot to talk about tonight. obviously, we re going to be analyzing the ongoing geopolitical realignment of the middle east with andy cohen over cocktails. (laughter) but first, nation, huge news out of north korea where dear leader kim jong-un has re-emerged in public after a courageous battle with stage 5 cheese ankle. (laughter) so good to see him back. unfortunately, his best friend lubey wasn t available to celebrate with him, so instead kim paid a visit to the second happiest place in north korea. an orphanage. (laughter) of course, the beds are all empty because the kids are at work. which is too bad. kim was looking f
might i recognize something a little more psychedelic, a little more willey wonka. it s not important. the important thing is this. the leader of isis is iraqi officials are saying al baghdadi was critically wounded in an air strike this weekend. jon: or wounded. he s dead or wounded. not quite dead, but that s not nothing. he s not in hell yet, but he is on the highway to hell! (cheers and applause) that s what i m talking about. let s get some information. where did we nail him? where did we nail him? accord together u.s., an air strike was conducted targeting an isis convoy outside of mosul. an interior ministry intelligence official claims the strike in the town of kam. jon: the important thing is though we killed or critically injured baghdadi somewhere in that area. it s still a big mystery to u.s. defense officials whether the leader of isis abu bag err al baghdadi was actually in a convoy that was struck saturday night. (laughter) jon: how fitting. (l