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NZ CRYPTIDS: Which would be the best to live with? Flatting is expensive, and finding a good flatmate can be tricky. With environmental destruction plowing through the nation, many elusive figures of the wilderness have decided to hang up the spooky hat and make tracks into town. Some want degrees, some just want the ladies, but all are moving to Dunedin. Before you sign your next flat, here are eight contenders rumoured to have haunted New Zealand, looking to trade their no longer pristine wilderness for a cold, damp, Dunedin flat.
#1 The Goat Man The Goat Man is half-man half-goat, the product of a lonely farmer and a sultry farm animal. He was likely born as a product of lead poisoning in the ’50s, when people had fewer inhibitions (see page 33). ....
a. Clothes that are way too small b. Broken technology d. Your exes’ colognes
Mostly a): The CIA Killed JFK Listen, I get it. Out of all the big conspiracy theories this one makes the most sense. Any Wikipedia Cold War historian will tell you that after the failed Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba, and JFK shut down Operation Northwoods, the CIA acted all kinds of sketchy in the ‘60s, and no doubt hated JFK. But that doesn’t mean they were behind his assassination, and there is little evidence behind this. Why focus on a conspiracy theory about the CIA when you can focus on all the fucked up shit that they have actually done? Operation Paperclip, MKUltra, torture, death squads, and the actual assassinations of multiple world leaders. Go talk about that shit to your friends. Mainstream conspiracies are boring dude. ....