politician did something i totally absolutely love and it doesn t involve suicide. you sick, horrible people. it does involve a democrat. i know. what s wrong with me? besides the obvious stuff. do i have a head injury. if i had a dollar every time my mom asked me that as a baby. after she would push me off the bassinet. last night i complemented hillary clinton. man, did i get a tone of hate mail for that. most of it from bill. but now i m about to complement cory booker. stop. stop. i know, it sounds like i m losing my mind. you remember corey. he s the guy who says this crazy stuff. the closest i will probably have to i am spartacus. moment. sometimes my testosterone makes me feel like punching him. i hurt. when dick durbin called me i had tears of rage learning about that meeting. are you not to feel that hurt, your silence is complicity. i want to tell you when i look at you, this is why i get emotional. no one is going to steal that joy. you have earned this spot. y
speech when one out of each other for the last family size pack of twizzlers. think about covid. who got really sick? the old and also the obese because obesity is a comorbidity for everything. no advantages except when it s cold outside. possibly during a tug-of-war. have you walked around your town when school gets out? no joke, kids are huge. in a bad way. giant inflatable versions of kids. it is so bad that school bus drivers have to make sure there s equal numbers of kids sitting on equal sides of the aisle. the boston rollover while turning. it s so bad, some kids are getting to school by rolling. this is not fat shaving, shaming, tyrus. i put on over 15 pounds in the
mo monosodium. yum. we know you re rich and that s okay. yes you may buy some of your clothes at costco but you also had a car elevator installed at your beach front california home. do you still own that house? just be you mr. romney in a 99% world you re part of the 1%. own it because america is truly a melting pot. a rich stew of ingredients and cased together and rolled into a family size pack of 50. you might say america is hot dog. does that make me the monosodium? i don t know. that s all for tonight. the beat with ari melber starts right now. ari, a lot of folks say that msg gives people headaches and it s not good. i think it s delicious. i mean, i like msg.