greg: you kids! you kids! [cheers & applause] oh, stop it. stop it! happy president s day, everyone. [cheers & applause] i know. today we honor all of those that have held the nation s highest office. well, unless you don t like them, then you destroy them. judge arthur engoron just happeneded down a $350 first of its kind settlement against donald trump after finding that trump inflated the value of his real estate when applying for loans. the judge released his opinion six days before the trial began. which makes it a show trial. except instead of judge judy, we get someone no one wants to have sex with. [laughter] now, the fact that no one was complaining about trump s activities including banks that gave trump the money seemed to have no impact on engoron who during the trial did more mugging for the cameras than a times square migrant. and of course, $355 million seems excessive when the amount owed to the banks is zero. that is key. if you can t identify a victim, the
the third number one. something about the pages. the page number is wrong. i don t know how to tell you what number one. when you responded to put number one on all of them. could you point to it? i m talking about this number one versus that. okay. no case number but it is the second page. all right. asking if you have any receipts for restaurants, hotels, bars, things like that. the first number one? i believe it s the second number one. the second number one? okay. it asks if you have any receipts for things like restaurants, bars, hotels, things like that, where you accompanied a member of the other sex, romantic partner, correct? it says identify any and all occasions. okay. and so it says to identify any and all occasions where you entertained a member of the other sex, right, who is not related by blood and included dining, drinking, restaurants, bars, pubs, hotels, all of that. what was your answer to that? none. none, okay. so may 30th,
pants back on happy thursday everyone let s do some jokes or we call them jokes, during a state dinner on wednesday the japanese prime minister quoted star trek to tell white houseguests he hopes japan and the u.s. would boldly go where no one has gone before which biden replied thank you mr sulu but joel agrees you is also boldly going where no one has gone before even behind the plants in the oval office he poops a lot also jill biden invited paul simon to perform at the dinner as he is one of her favourite artist, she has a lot in common with simon he also had a less valuable partner. greg: you guys don t know simon and garfunkel? why mike s playing this to you? while arriving at the white house for the state dinner hillary clinton paused briefly to admire a portrait of herself hanging on the wall make since she loves to admire things she has hung. i don t get that. jeffrey epstein. oh. greg: meanwhile bill clinton paused to point out a portrait that he had hung