Ok, go. I know this comes as a shock to you. Please, if i had a nickel for every time a girl dumped me, disappeared for five years, and came back as a guy, id have a nickel keep em coming. I think i owe you an explanation. Who pays the nickel, by the way . Is it you or just out of some general fund . Charlie. Yeah . Remember when we broke up, and i said its not you, its me . Yes. And i believe you now. I was so mixedup and unhappy as a woman. So . I know lots of mixedup, unhappy women. They go shopping and eat ice cream. Did you even try that . I tried everything, charlie. But the truth is, i was always a man trapped in a womans body. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, im not buying this. No. If you were really a man back then, you would have jumped at that threeway with the cocktail waitress in carmel. I begged you. You havent changed. Wish i could say the same. Charlie, how could i have explained it to you back then . I couldnt even explain it to myself. Ok, well, now youve explained. Thank
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