incredible week with too many highlights to count. but let s try it anyway. tonight s episode is some of my favorite segments from that week. enjoy, enjoyers of fun things! [scattered cheers] greg: hello, nashville! we are in nashville, we are here all week, and boy is it great to see you! [scattered applause] after spending so many years in new york city, coming here is like taking a warm bath after living in joy behar s armpit. believe me, if i could move here, i d already be here! which means it s time for. is a good gutfeld! present why new york is horrible and stupid and we need to get the hell out of here as soon as, please help! seriously, please help us.
instead we pretaped this, so in reality i am as drunk as a skunk right now, but i m not here. i m somewhere else. this greg, the one you re looking at right now is greg from last week and a very sexy greg at that. so to get things off my not too with my very first monologue which describes the premise of this monster hit show. stick around, because we also have some stuff that you ve never seen before. enjoy, enjoyers of fine things. [scattered applause] greg: here we are again, a brand-new show and a brand-new greg. i m as giddy as kamala harris explaining kids in cages. or woody allen hearing about kids in cages. if you ve been watching the show on saturdays, welcome. if you love the five and felt the need for more gg, that s awesome. if you ended up here because you thought your tv was the microwave oven, it s good to see you, mr. president.
she is one of the most beautiful and bewitching guests on red eye. former secretary of state madeline all bright had to cancel at the last minute. since lauren sivan was semilucid and in the neighborhood we asked her to stumble in and fill a seat. sadly the voice of long island is leaving us for newer and hopefully more newer opportunities in los angeles. as a result, we put together this montage of her finer moments on this program. enjoy, enjoyers. it was a disgusting cough and he is all thin and pale. you dated him because he was a racist. who is going to be able to live up to the huge personality of a giant dialysis patient? that s true. what a stab at dialysis patients. have you ever gotten in trouble for anything you put
she is one of the most beautiful and bewitching guests on red eye. former secretary of state madeline all bright had to cancel at the last minute. since lauren sivan was semilucid and in the neighborhood we asked her to stumble in and fill a seat. sadly the voice of long island is leaving us for newer and hopefully more newer opportunities in los angeles. as a result, we put together this montage of her finer moments on this program. enjoy, enjoyers. it was a disgusting cough and he is all thin and pale. you dated him because he was a racist. who is going to be able to live up to the huge personality of a giant dialysis patient? that s true. what a stab at dialysis patients. have you ever gotten in trouble for anything you put on-line?
you were just really drunk on a pier. you hit a high drant. hydrant. i had the best prom ever. i took a skinny red headed freckled girl. and i rigged it so a bucket of pig s blood fell on her. then she burned down the school. did you get to touch her naughty pillows? i didn t. since the internet inception it has been a vehicle for many things. one such thing, the message driven hip-hop song by people who care. today we found a music video from a rap group who call themselves roar. after some research we found it means white rappers for obama s re-election. enjoy, enjoyers. the elections are coming and we re here to say elect obama going all the way he is smart and school