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Amy Gutmann Announces Multi-Million Dollar "Supervillain" Prize – The Pennsylvania Punch Bowl


Amy Gutmann Announces Multi-Million Dollar “Supervillain” Prize
A few months after announcing her President’s Engagement Prizes, Amy Gutmann has decided to restore balance to universe by announcing a much more controversial and profitable prize. The “Gutmann Award for Cartoonish Supervillainy (Sponsored by Trump)” will give select seniors a $30 million dollar fund for their mustache-twirling schemes. The winners will also receive their choice of Manhattan penthouse or Malibu beachside home to plan their ideas.
“Listen, this school doesn’t need any more humanitarians. What this school need is more money. Yeah, I’ve seen all the rankings. Those rankings still don’t mean shit. We’re going to need real dough to pay off the U.S World & News Report and if this means bribing undergrads to make profits, so be it,” Gutmann said into a wire-tapped pillow as she prepared to go to sleep. ....

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