Im not getting pushed around anymore, you got it . So, go on. Anybody here wants to call me a towel, just go ahead and do it go on, sharon. Call me a towel. Fine. Youre a towel. Best towel you ever had, bitch from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Thank you all for coming out. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is the host of the masked singer, just one of the many jobs he has. Nick cannon is joining us, everybody. Also on tonights show, robots are taking over. Your shampoo can blow up your car and donald trump is getting impeached. cheers and applause . Trevor i know, i know, a very tragic time for the country. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with bore is johnson. British Prime Minister and ghost whose just soan a ghost. laughter he took time from the chaos of races to come and wa
Also on tonights show, theres a hotel in space. Native americans are taking their land back, and Elizabeth Warren goes head to head with donald trump. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with sean spicer, former press secretary and human dilbert. Like most people President Trump hires, spicer left the administration with his reputation in tatters. But if theres one thing american loves, its a comeback. Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer making his debut on dancing with the stars and it wasnt entirely pretty. His partner a former champ described him as dancing at a prepreschool level. The judge said of a performance is it was like you were being attacked by a swarm of wasps. Trevor damn the judges did not like spicers dancing or at least thats how it sounded last night. But today sean spicer said it was actually the best performance they had ever seen of all time. laughter honestly, i think spicer will be perfect for dancing with the stars. Pretend you kno
Fuck sully. [ laughter ] turns out i owe all women a huge apology. You can apparently handle things a million times better than any man ever. As most of you know, im in the process of getting my pilots license, and i made a recording of how i believe i would handle the very same situation. [ laughter ] under my command, not one passenger made it out alive. Not one. Goodnight. [ cheers and applause ] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out as always, wow lets do it our guests tonight are the creators and stars of south side right here on Comedy Central, Bashir Salahuddin and diallo riddle are joining us, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, theres a hotel in space. Native americans are taking their land back, and Elizabeth Warren goes head to head with donald trump. So lets catch up on toda
Than a minute to go. And then the gametying field goal set by Isaac Armstrong, no good. Colorado stormed the field. Scott frost not exactly happy. But now these corn huskers are making their way in the tunnel. Theyre going to run out on to the field here at Memorial Stadium with its fan base wanting to desperately see a win and see their team go to 21 on this young season before they really start big ten conference play. As they get ready to take the field, we say hello. Justin kutcher alongside shane green and petros. We will start with you, shane. Coming off the loss how big is the game for the corn huskers . It is an important game for the corn huskers, important in terms of getting back on track. One of the many things i learned throughout my years of playing football is that winning is a learned habit. You have to win to know how to win. In the Fourth Quarter you got to finish team and you got to bring the confidence that it takes to do such as that. Scott frost, that is the next
[ cheers and applause ] i got this for playing cookie on empire. Thank you to the fans. Thank you for watching. Im jim jeffries, i think we can all do better, good night. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you for tuning in and thank you for coming out thank you so much for coming out im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is the governor of the great state of california, gavin newsom is joining us, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, Greta Thunberg roasts the u. N. Lenny kravitz has lost his mojo, and donald trump is getting impeached. cheers and applause please, please please, melania, stop cheering. laughter so let lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the United Nations General Assembly. Every year the worlds leaders gather together in new york city to clog up our traffic and ruin our food deliveries. They also try to s