Daniel Parker Jameson, 97, of Boothbay Harbor, husband of the late Shirley K. Jameson, passed away peacefully on Sept. 26, 2023 at St. Andrews Village in Boothbay Harbor. Dan was born on July 28, 1926 in Melrose, Massachusetts, son of Holder M. and.
Daniel Parker Jameson, 97, of Boothbay Harbor, husband of the late Shirley K. Jameson, passed away peacefully on Sept. 26, 2023 at St. Andrews Village in Boothbay Harbor. Dan was born on July 28, 1926 in Melrose, Massachusetts, son of Holder M. and.
January 20, 2021
EDMONTON, AB – As Alberta surpasses 1400 deaths from coronavirus, the Alberta Conservative government is consoling family and friends by reminding them that, under the right conditions, the bodies of their loved ones will someday turn into sweet, sweet bitumen oil.
“Obviously you can’t put a price on human life,” said Health Minister Tyler Shandro, addressing thousands of grieving Albertans across the province. “But you will be able to someday, and with any luck, it’ll be somewhere north of $85/barrel.”
“If your loved one was something useless like a public sector worker or a doctor in life, consider this a second chance to give back to Alberta’s economy,” continued Shandro, a public sector worker who draws a six-figure annual salary.