lisa booth, kennedy and joey jones, welcome to the big weekend show. the big story tonight. trump torn apart, the mainstream media from the new york times to abc news, nbc news, and cbs news pouncing on the former president s comments at a rally claiming he said there would be a bloodbath if he s not elected. surprise surprise, his comments completely taken out of context. here is what he said in full. let me tell you something to china. if you re listening, president xi, and you and i are friends, but he understands the way i deal, those big monster car manufacturing plants that you re building in mexico right now, and you think you re going to get that, you re going to not hire americans, and you are going to sell the cars to us, no, we re going to put a 100 percent tariff on every single car that comes across the line. and you re not going to be able to sell those cars. if i get elected, now, if i don t get elected, it is going to be a bloodbath for the whole that s
[indistinct] he tripped over a bag, a sandbag on the stage, and briefly he tripped and got up, and he got right back up and continued what he was there to do. he did not there was no need for the doctor to see him, as it was related to the fall, and he is doing fine. jesse: biden s pal in the liberal media are covering for him by accusing republicans of counseling. biden has this miss underestimated thing, right, where people assume, all, he is too old, that he doesn t know what he is doing, then he keeps delivering. today, he tripped over i guess there was a sandbag and twitter and the right are going crazy, the advance team, whoever s fault but the sandbag. is he so enraging to the right because he is so normal? i do just fine. going to have a fall. if i do, i hope i get up as good as he did. but given current voters concerned about the president s age, this is an image his critics are already capitalizing on and pouncing on. jesse: and while the majority of a
and imagine if after all the slavish loyalty to donald trump and all of the red and pink starbusts kevin mccarthy does not become speaker of the house. tonight, we re going to imagine what a sorry state of affairs it would be if he does. we begin tonight with me. in this chair. yes, i am back and very grateful to my dear friends jason johnson and tiffany cross for holding down the bridge of the reidout enterprise for two whole weeks. two weeks i flew away for my writing retreat, and it turns out i can t leave you alone for one day let alone two weeks without all hell breaking lose. there was the fbi searching mar-a-lago on day one, polio in new york on like day three. i mean, apparently, i need to stay here to keep y all out of trouble. real talk, now that i m here and all caught up, i have questions. because it is not, shall we say, normal for a president of the united states to pack up boxes of classified top secret material and ferry them off to his private residence. th
Poochy. bonnie and clyde, skipper passed away, so we got clyde. greg: so crying. jesse, your dogs name is what, cuddles? jesse: seriously, greg? greg: don t you have a poodle? jesse: mini poodle. i had a dog way before you so don t act all dog person on me. his name is ricky and emma picked it and it is a killer name. greg: how did you get that? jesse: i just thought of ghosts, it s a cool name. greg: gus gutfeld. gg. he can wear my monogrammed robes. jessica? do you have a pet? jessica: i don t know. i grew up with a dog. latest one that we have is sebastian. greg: named after sebastian bach from skid row? kellyanne: family crest? greg: sebastian cabot from a family affair? or sebastian, the writer? jesse: sebastian gorka? jessica: that fake phd.
Probably clutching their pearls and getting angry that i think they should flame in a movie. greg: that s a great rule. i m looking at you and thinking jesse: james van der beek. greg: s, giant head. a giant head, closing in on 50. jesse: his understudy, jason bateman. my idol. you like jake gyllenhaal? i will take it. greg: schwimmer has aged out of the jesse watters look-alike club. kellyanne: for you. greg: brad pitt. how did you decide on your pets name? sandra: i ll take that. my dogs name is whiskey, and he is a brown dog named whiskey. greg: and you were drunk. sandra: no. actually greg: it s too late. sandra: the army call signs. kellyanne: my first dog was named podgy, i was trying to say