and imagine if after all the slavish loyalty to donald trump and all of the red and pink starbusts kevin mccarthy does not become speaker of the house. tonight, we re going to imagine what a sorry state of affairs it would be if he does. we begin tonight with me. in this chair. yes, i am back and very grateful to my dear friends jason johnson and tiffany cross for holding down the bridge of the reidout enterprise for two whole weeks. two weeks i flew away for my writing retreat, and it turns out i can t leave you alone for one day let alone two weeks without all hell breaking lose. there was the fbi searching mar-a-lago on day one, polio in new york on like day three. i mean, apparently, i need to stay here to keep y all out of trouble. real talk, now that i m here and all caught up, i have questions. because it is not, shall we say, normal for a president of the united states to pack up boxes of classified top secret material and ferry them off to his private residence. th
poochy. bonnie and clyde, skipper passed away, so we got clyde. greg: so crying. jesse, your dogs name is what, cuddles? jesse: seriously, greg? greg: don t you have a poodle? jesse: mini poodle. i had a dog way before you so don t act all dog person on me. his name is ricky and emma picked it and it is a killer name. greg: how did you get that? jesse: i just thought of ghosts, it s a cool name. greg: gus gutfeld. gg. he can wear my monogrammed robes. jessica? do you have a pet? jessica: i don t know. i grew up with a dog. latest one that we have is sebastian. greg: named after sebastian bach from skid row? kellyanne: family crest? greg: sebastian cabot from a family affair? or sebastian, the writer? jesse: sebastian gorka? jessica: that fake phd.
probably clutching their pearls and getting angry that i think they should flame in a movie. greg: that s a great rule. i m looking at you and thinking jesse: james van der beek. greg: s, giant head. a giant head, closing in on 50. jesse: his understudy, jason bateman. my idol. you like jake gyllenhaal? i will take it. greg: schwimmer has aged out of the jesse watters look-alike club. kellyanne: for you. greg: brad pitt. how did you decide on your pets name? sandra: i ll take that. my dogs name is whiskey, and he is a brown dog named whiskey. greg: and you were drunk. sandra: no. actually greg: it s too late. sandra: the army call signs. kellyanne: my first dog was named podgy, i was trying to say
decades even before he was in congress building up relationships and for the past 16 years or so that he s been in congress maintaining those relationships with fellow republicans. they like him. he knows everyone s spouses name, everyone s dogs name, they re your favorite sports team, and that along with a very prodigious fund reigning skill set can propel you to power. i think that s the really important thing to know about kevin mccarthy but it helps explain why he is willing to go so far to accommodate trump, because he recognizes that he can leverage relationships. but i mean kurt that doesn t stop so-called friends from going behind his back and saying that he s someone who gets dumber with time. there is no good quote. it s all insults. so people may like that he knows their families names, but they don t seem to respect him very much? yeah, i think that just shows that we have someone is
[laughter] megyn: they treated it like they would treat a lisa jackson e-mail when a public makes a freedom of information request. it s very confusing. my dogs name is reagan, that s not the e-mail that i use. we all have something that is easily recognizable. we don t have upper-level officials looking over these things. i m not sure how widely it is known that richard windsor is lisa jackson of the epa. megyn: the reporting is that this is causing some confusion. because when you request a record from the epa, it is not necessarily being identified as belonging to lisa jackson. other agencies, when they get requests may have to produce an e-mail, do they disclose the