All right units friday you know if that means lets welcome tonights guest hes the only one on the panel who still looks like his yearbook picture of the host of the god bends and show guy benson if only his jokes were sharper says razors comedian and founder of western Razor Company david angelo shes like a pothole on the street people always trying to avoid her the New York Times bestselling author and fox contributor and finally he trims his beard with a Grazing Flock Of Sheep the New York Times best selling author and comedienne for bar in wa World Champion before we get to some news stories lets do this. Gregs leftovers. Greg i use the jokes we didnt use this weekend is always is my first time reading them so they suck we will force joe mackey to put mayonnaise on his toes during the state of the Union Thursday night President Biden said wealthy people should pay their fair share of taxes not so fast says one man but after bidens hyperkinetic speed read of his speech is safe to say
They think i m dcrazy and wheeling me into trama and finally they start going into my shirt and see the hires and squibb. i said i told you i m dog ing a movie and cut my fingers. they re like oh, okay, be with you in awhile. three hours. two hours later, they stitch me up and i go back and two more takes. i think the take in the movie is the first take. when we come back, michael has more great stories you don t want to miss including how his first day on the sparanos was almost his last and later, i ask byron allen how this moment is a teenage comedian on the tonight show stranchanged everything. i m on the team with my best friend. my best friend is half black
Age of 23 you get a small part in the classic mob movie good fellows you play a kid nailed good spider. let s take a look. you wanted a drink. i just asked you for a [ bleep ] drink. i thought you said you wanted ice. no, no, no, what do you got me on. [ bleep ] mumbling sturterring little you know that. [ gunshots ]. now he s moving. now he s moving. first of all. very, very much. italian american living in new york this was 1989 when we shot it, that s like going from
The first day of work i had to drive him. i didn t have a driver s license, you know, but i didn t tell anybody that because christopher s job was to drive tony. right. but michael didn t know how to drive. how hard can it be? it s a movie you know what i mean? it s a tv show. it s still a car. [ laughter ] i wound up crashing the car. i had to drive backwards down the sidewalk with trees on both sides and extras running out of the way delivering dialogue tony soprano. i did it four times, the fifth time right into the tree. the air bags go off. jim s head snap the first day i met the guy. there is smoke. people are running. and i m like they re going to fire me, man. this is really bad. they are. i look over and he s laughing hysterically. jim loved when the wheels fell off, you know what i mean? in season five you accuse
Stunt man to do his job but back then i wanted to do everything. so i do the stunt. the squibbs go off, the blood packs go off and i hit the bar and the glass in my hand shatters and slices open two of my fingers badly. so i m on the ground and robert is looking down on me like it looked really bad and i was like man, i m afraid to look at my hand. we got to get you to the hospital. so we go to the hospital. production assistant drives me and i walk in and i see like an orderly or nurse coming at me with his eyes open and i said yeah, i m doing a movie with robert dinero, code blue, stat, get a whatever they start saying all these things i don t understand. i said no, no, i cut my sir, calm down. i m in a movie. sure, you re in a movie because i have three bullet holes in my chest and it s queens, new york and they think i m about to die.