well, i asked david axlerod, the governor of colorado, the mayor of los angeles, democrat, mayor of stockton, california. democrat, asked them to come, and they were gracious and will ing to come and expose their views and they were warmly received. even though we disagreed on policy. the funding thing is, we re all americans, we all care about the country. we get along on a personal basis. i think it s helpful to have the dialogue that looks for common vision. did dade axlerod or you or anyone else mention all these percolating scandals? now it appears out of control. well, we didn t spend a lot of time talking about what washington is feeling right now. all of these scandals, and there are some that are very, very disconcerting and where we know there s been wrongdoing, the irs scandal is one of those. there are other issues that have been brought to the for such as the nsa monitoring of data exchanges and so forth. e-mails, phone calls and so forth. but that raise
that warning we will not put you on tv. (yelling ) nut tap, nut tap oh! nut tap, bitch slap [laughing] [laughing] [beep] [beep] daniel: alright. i m guessing those were all shot before our episode aired. alright. good night. remember no happy endings. [ applause ] k-rb captioning sponsored by comedy central [ the colbert report theme music playing] eagle caw] stoonchts welcome to report. everybody. good to have you with us. in here out there all around the world. [crowd chanting stephen] thank you so much. thank you so much, everybody. [cheers and applause] all the ships at sea, nation i say it all the time, america s military is the baddest ass kickingest fighting force in the history of forever! [cheers and applause] you get in our way and we ll spend 10-15 years taking you down. [ laughter ] and our military just got a whole lot bad ass-er. for the first time the pentagon plans to deploy a weaponnized laser on a ship. this is slated to good off the coast of
you so much. thank you so much, everybody. [cheers and applause] all the ships at sea, nation i say it all the time, america s military is the baddest ass kickingest fighting force in the history of forever! [cheers and applause] you get in our way and we ll spend 10-15 years taking you down. [ laughter ] and our military just got a whole lot bad ass-er. for the first time the pentagon plans to deploy a weaponnized laser on a ship. this is slated to good off the coast of iran by next year. it shows the laidzer lock on to a slow moving target. in this case an unmanned drone. the drone soon catches fire and crashes into the sea below. stephen: if you think it s impressive wait until you see what this laser does to plane piloted by casts. [laughter] the point is, enemies of america, laser s on [cheers and applause] world, america now has a laser that can do anything from burn through a fast attack boat to emit a nonlethal burst to dazzle the enemy. that s right. it s the n
report. everybody. good to have you with us. in here out there all around the world. [crowd chanting stephen] thank you so much. thank you so much, everybody. [cheers and applause] all the ships at sea, nation i say it all the time, america s military is the baddest ass kickingest fighting force in the history of forever! [cheers and applause] you get in our way and we ll spend 10-15 years taking you down. [ laughter ] and our military just got a whole lot bad ass-er. for the first time the pentagon plans to deploy a weaponnized laser on a ship. this is slated to good off the coast of iran by next year. it shows the laidzer lock on to a slow moving target. in this case an unmanned drone. the drone soon catches fire and crashes into the sea below. stephen: if you think it s impressive wait until you see what this laser does to plane piloted by casts. [laughter] the point is, enemies of america, laser s on [cheers and applause] world, america now has a laser that can do a
nearly every head of household to own a gun. exempted people with disables, captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central [ the colbert report theme music playing] eagle caw] stoonchts welcome to report. everybody. good to have you with us. in here out there all around the world. [crowd chanting stephen] thank you so much. thank you so much, everybody. [cheers and applause] all the ships at sea, nation i say it all the time, america s military is the baddest ass kickingest fighting force in the history of forever! [cheers and applause] you get in our way and we ll spend 10-15 years taking you down. [ laughter ] and our military just got a whole lot bad ass-er. for the first time the pentagon plans to deploy a weaponnized laser on a ship. this is slated to good off the coast of iran by next year. it shows the laidzer lock on to a slow moving target. in this case an unmanned drone. the dr