[ ] [ ] [ cheering and applause ] greg: well, i guess that will do. [ laughter ] happy monday, everyone. jill biden appeared on the july cover of vogue. meanwhile, joe biden appeared on the cover of morgue. [ laughter ] president biden s total and utter collapse at thursday s debate has party officials making some big changes including replacing his three-word slogan from build back better to do not resuscitate. [ laughter ] a cnn report says biden s debate performance was so bad that at a hollywood watch party rob reiner was screaming and jane fonda was crying. are you sure they weren t having sex? [ laughter ] during a fundraiser on saturday, biden reportedly needed a teleprompter for 5-minute remarks. here s what was in the teleprompter. [ laughter ] this is going to go on for five months. in a recent piece white house aides told axios that from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m., he is dependably engaged and he asks that terrorists who wish to attack call back in regular busines