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Commentary: Danny Tyree — Singing the college brochure blues

Commentary: Danny Tyree - Singing the college brochure blues
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It has been a bittersweet experience seeing the mailbox flooded with college recruiting brochures addressed to my son, Gideon.
Bittersweet because, speaking as a science fiction fan, each “road not taken” represents an alternate timeline involving different friends, different instructors, a different spouse, a different career path, a different city, a different strategy for administrators to hound grads for alumni donations.
It’s also bittersweet because I’m a little jealous. I don’t remember receiving that many invitations (with such alluring graphics) back in the day. It was more like “Hey, maybe you should think really hard about us here at Generic University. And pass this two-ply brochure on to your friends. You pay the postage.” ....

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Danny Tyree: Ever Sing the College Brochure Blues?

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It has been a bittersweet experience seeing the mailbox flooded with college recruiting brochures addressed to my son, Gideon.
Bittersweet because, speaking as a science fiction fan, each “road not taken” represents an alternate timeline involving different friends, different instructors, a different spouse, a different career path, a different city, a different strategy for administrators to hound grads for alumni donations. (“Remember that colorful gluten-free parking sticker we generously provided you with back in ’24? With interest, you probably owe us a new parking garage now, Mr. But-My-Kids-All-Need-Braces.”)
It’s also bittersweet because I’m a little jealous. I don’t remember receiving THAT many invitations (with such alluring graphics) back in the day. ....

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Ever Sing the College Brochure Blues?

Ever Sing the College Brochure Blues?
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