That. And china announces new guidelines that aim to restrict young people playing online video games for long periods. We will find out how why and how it will work. Day one of the Election Campaign here in the uk and Labour Deputy Leader Tom Watson has announced hes stepping down. Eliminate its a very personal decision, not a political one. Eliminate its a very personal decision, nota political one. Ive been on the front line for 30 years. And 52 years old, ive been on a Health Journey for the last few yea rs. Health journey for the last few years. Im still deputy leader until 12 december, so i will be out on the road campaigning. Then after that, it isa road campaigning. Then after that, it is a brave new world. Jessica parkeris it is a brave new world. Jessica parker is with us. Lots of people think it could be political . M parker is with us. Lots of people think it could be political . It is well known that tom watson and Jeremy Corbyn clashed on some issues, notably on brexit an
Please. Impeachment is a bunch of bull. Wow, a little over the top, isnt it she seems insane. Donald trump is my line . President. Sorry, it is a tough role. You are an actor, act like you like him. Okay, you got this. Can i just do something if guys dolls like sit down, sit down, sit down youre rockin the boat. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight no quid, no co, plus helen mirren and the kids from master chef, jr. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Stephen come on whooo hello, friends. Beautiful. Thanks. Welcome. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Folks, the hits keep oncoming and today we have more huge news from our nations capitol. The House Intelligence Committee has Just Announced it will hold its first open hearings as part of the impeachment inquiry on wednesday november 13th. Yes. applause there st. Boom. There you have it. T
The penitent have deep remorse, but for true penance, we must be humble enough to admit that the lords forgiveness is undeserved. Kind of like how getting raped by a Catholic Priest is undeserved. [ snickering ] in job 42 6, we read, therefore i reprehend myself and do penance in dust and ashes. And in choir boys butts and asses. [ laughter ] so we are not to punish ourselves, but instead we are to make ourselves passionate. Like a Catholic Priest at a chuck e. Cheese. [ laughter ] oh, god, its good to have my faith back passionate to understand all that christ sacrificed and how hard it truly was. Woman how hard what truly was . [ laughter ] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. And thank you for coming out. Oh yes. Lets do it, lets make a show, people im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is
Julian castro is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause also on tonights show, why billionaires are having nightmares, why nazis arent jerking it and kentucky slaps donald trump in the face. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with election day. It is the one day of the year when its not creepy to hang out in an elementary school. And yesterday we saw that democrats are still riding their blue wave. Democrats claiming victory in two key races they say are precursors of what is to come. In sirnlgia the former red state turning blue. Democrats securing control of all levels of power for the first time in a generation. In kentucky Democrat Andy beshear claiming victory over incumbent governor matt bevin. The president made the kentucky race a referendum about himself. If you lose theyre going to say trump suffered the greatest defeat in the history of the world. This was the greatest. You cant let that happen to me. Trevor yo, man, say what you want about trump but
But tenants, advocates, and Property Owners have all found reasons to oppose it. What do you do when you have nowhere to stay . You have people walking up and down the street with no place to live, and i wonder how they got like that. Reporter terry fears she too could fall into homelessness as the city considers protections for rent controlled properties. It doesnt encourage protection. Encouraging them to tear down apartments is not protection at all. Thats losing your home. Reporter under the current law, if a landlord tears down an older property to build new units in its safe, either the same number of units or half of the new building, whichever is greater, must be affordable. The city wants to ease that requirement saying it discourages development. We needed to enable the projects to move forward because we dont have enough public dollars to finance the projects. Reporter but some Property Owners say the citys plan dont go far enough. They fear that new restrictions and regulat