Funny man, funny man were going right to the international situation. For years now syria has insisted that not only has it not used chemical weapons laughter what you talking about . laughter so after a recent chemical weapons incident in syria the United States decided to see if we could bomb the truth out of them. laughter somewhere on the way to the munitions depot the plan hit a snag. Russia suggested that perhaps if syria were to give up the chemical weapons it does not have, and wouldnt you know it. The u. N. Has confirmed to us that the Syrian Mission here has sent to them a letter in which they ask to acede to join the Chemical Weapons Convention of 1993. The terms of that basically say a country has to get rid of all its stockpiles of chemical weapons. Jon oh, oh, you said sarin sarin gas, oh, yeah, we have that. laughter we thought you said give up your stockpiles of saran wrap. laughter we dont have that, were a tupperware people. laughter now while this development puts a
My name is jon stewart. We have a program that we have put together tonighting tonight we have with us the man, the myth, the legend, mr. Billy crystal is going to be joining us tonight. cheers and applause funny man, funny man were going right to the international situation. For years now syria has insisted that not only has it not used chemical weapons laughter what you talking about . laughter so after a recent chemical weapons incident in syria the United States decided to see if we could bomb the truth out of them. laughter somewhere on the way to the munitions depot the plan hit a snag. Russia suggested that perhaps if syria were to give up the chemical weapons it does not have, and wouldnt you know it. The u. N. Has confirmed to us that the Syrian Mission here has sent to them a letter in which they ask to acede to join the Chemical Weapons Convention of 1993. The terms of that basically say a country has to get rid of all its stockpiles of chemical weapons. Jon oh, oh, you said
Times. Saying u. S. Military action in syria would hurt civilians and spread conflict. Jon first of all, New York Times, thats how you reach out to americans . laughter youre not familiar with buzzfeed or maybe, i dont know duck dine steerx i dont know, right there second of all y are you [bleep] on news the New York Times. Just moments after we saluted your statesmanship . You had to say one more thing. Youre like the larry david of international diplomacy. laughter but look, reasonable people can disagree on syria. Vladimir putin is entitled to his opinion on our political strategy. But now putin is taking aim at obamas claims that america is an exceptional nation. Jon oh no you did not. laughter what part of butter elvis dont you understand . laughter stating it is extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as exceptional, whatever the motivation. We are all different, but when we ask for the lords blessings, we must not forget that god created us equal. Jon [bleep] i
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